Monday, December 22, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Putting the yellow back into journalism."

The Resident

The Resident seems pretty ok: we have no idea having never met him (her?).  Um, S/He likes TV and walks in the sand.  The Outhouse is pretty sure that Her/His twitter handle is @sundrops33.  Why do we keep around a staff member we cannot identify? Those lovely unique hits her/his  reviews of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic brings us.  The Resident has done more to generate ad revenue than all other writers combined, totaling over $12 in the year s/he’s been writing for us.  Keep up the good work!

 


Once Upon a Time: The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

Once Upon a Time: The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 13, 2011

Kalimar! KALIMAR!

American Horror Story - Smoldering Children

American Horror Story - Smoldering Children

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 8, 2011

Constance gets racist. I mean, really racist.

Once Upon a Time:

Once Upon a Time: "The Shepherd"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 6, 2011

Did you want to see David and Mary Margaret end up together tonight? Too bad.

American Horror Story:

American Horror Story: "Spooky Little Girl"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 2, 2011

What's better than two ghost ladies in the house trying to sleep with Ben? THREE ghost ladies!

American Horror Story:

American Horror Story: "Rubber Man"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 28, 2011

In which we learn that showing some skin does not keep a show from getting highbrow.

American Horror Story:

American Horror Story: "Open House"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 17, 2011

They should have called it "Full Disclosure", as in "we are fully disclosing all the kinky sex that could possibly happen on one show."

Once Upon a Time -

Once Upon a Time - "The Price of Gold"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 14, 2011

Every pregnancy test comes with a price!

American Horror Story:

American Horror Story: "Piggy, Piggy"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 10, 2011

How would you react if your boyfriend were actually a dead Columbine-esque murderer? Or if your baby was the spawn of Satan who craved brains? Find out how the Harmons cope in "Piggy, Piggy".

Once Upon a Time: Snow Falls

Once Upon a Time: Snow Falls

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 7, 2011

In "Snow Falls," we find out how fairy tale couple Snow White and Prince Charming met. Hint: there was no ball involved.

American Horror Story, Halloween (Part Two)

American Horror Story, Halloween (Part Two)

By Tricia Long in Reviews on November 4, 2011

The second half of the two-part Halloween episode. Will all the plot points set up in Part 1 be answered? Find out below!

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