Friday, December 19, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."

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Marvel’s Unforgiven…sorry…Old Man Logan Returning In 2015

Marvel’s Unforgiven…sorry…Old Man Logan Returning In 2015

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

Event fatigue, blah blah, change universes forever, yadda yadda

New “Criminal” One-Shot Due In January

New “Criminal” One-Shot Due In January

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

No snark, this is good news.

Toys R Us Pulls “Breaking Bad Figures” All Involved Arrested By FBI, Tarred and Feathered, Renditioned to Cuba, and Received a Bad Mark on Their Permanent Record

Toys R Us Pulls “Breaking Bad Figures” All Involved Arrested By FBI, Tarred and Feathered, Renditioned to Cuba, and Received a Bad Mark on Their Permanent Record

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

The NSA is currently tracking down the IP addresses of everyone who supported the toys.

Whitewashing Works; Brad Pitts’ Fury Takes US Box Office

Whitewashing Works; Brad Pitts’ Fury Takes US Box Office

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 20, 2014

No word yet regarding how Marvel plans on explaining this in the movies’ continuity.

Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

Aspen Buys Big Dog Ink; Cumming For Zenescope Next?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

JUDE: RU, you misspelled… RU: What? JUDE: Never mind

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

Wonder Woman Movie To Use New Origin In Movie…What, What? There's a NEW Origin?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

“I just assumed she was still some sort of dominatrix made from clay. Basically, every fanboys dream golem.” ~ sdsichero

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

Outhousers’ Reporters Fight To The Death Over Deadspin Article.

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

On one hand, this is this week’s Best Thing Ever! On the other, it's Randy Orton.

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

Top Ten List Of Bad Joke Headlines Outhouse Writers Could Come Up With Regarding NYCC Attendance Record

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

I know this looks like a lazy way to write an article…

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

OHCC Exclusive: Is DC Planning To Kill Off Lois Lane? *SPOILERS for Batman/Superman #15*

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2014

If it looks like a duck...

Free Speech Alert: Top Ten Unlikely Winners Of (totally made up) Offensive Awards

Free Speech Alert: Top Ten Unlikely Winners Of (totally made up) Offensive Awards

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 8, 2014

Stop trying to take away my freedom of speech by telling me this isn't a freedom of speech issue!

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