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DC Announces Laziest Variant Theme Ever

DC Announces Laziest Variant Theme Ever

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 12, 2016

I guess it’s better than the “blank variant.”

Form Noun! Form Another Noun! Form Final Noun! Form … Shadowy Form? Logo Revealed for Netflix’s DreamWorks’ del Toro’s Voltron: Legendary Defender

Form Noun! Form Another Noun! Form Final Noun! Form … Shadowy Form? Logo Revealed for Netflix’s DreamWorks’ del Toro’s Voltron: Legendary Defender

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

We are, yet again, passed over for an important EXCLUUUUUUSIVE!!!!!

Well, !@#$: Daniel Bryan To Retire From The WWE Tonight

Well, !@#$: Daniel Bryan To Retire From The WWE Tonight

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

NO! NO! NO!

Super Bowl 50, Marred By Editorial Interference, Poor Writing, & Predictable Conclusion

Super Bowl 50, Marred By Editorial Interference, Poor Writing, & Predictable Conclusion

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 8, 2016

These imperfections are not expected to affect the success of the NFL’s planned 50th reboot

Zack Snyder:

Zack Snyder: "I Didn’t Change 'Superman'"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 5, 2016

The director then went on to say that OJ didn't kill his wife and that Cheney Didn't lie about weapons of mass destruction.

Comic Store’s New Tolerance Policy Tested After Long Time Customer Admits To “Looking Forward to DC’s #Rebirth”

Comic Store’s New Tolerance Policy Tested After Long Time Customer Admits To “Looking Forward to DC’s #Rebirth”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 3, 2016

The store’s owner was heard to say “There has to be a limit to what red-blooded American men should be forced to put up with.”

"Religious Freedom" Bill Fallout: "National Pokémon Championship" Leaves Indiana

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 28, 2016

Although not stated out right, the prevailing theory is that the event left Indiana due to the controversial “Religious Freedom Bill.”

Even More PC Nonsense as

Even More PC Nonsense as "Kung Fu Panda 3" to Release in Non-American Language Version

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 27, 2016

Sensing Trump Weakness, Mandarin Language Version of Kung Fu Panda 3 Invades American Theaters.

“One Million Moms” To Boycott Olive Garden Over “Lucifer” Sponsorship

“One Million Moms” To Boycott Olive Garden Over “Lucifer” Sponsorship

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 27, 2016

Here we use quotation marks both ironically – as in there is no way one million moms will care bout his - and correctly - as “One Million Moms” is the name of an organization.

Developing Rumor: DC To

Developing Rumor: DC To "Pull Another DC" This Summer

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 22, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.

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