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DrImprobable

Before you ask, no, Dr. Improbable is not that kind of doctor, and will not be diagnosing your genital warts today. Seriously, put it away. The doc does more of the "mad science" brand of doctoring, though one day hopes to be that "time and space traveling" kind of doctor. In the meantime, Doc passes time cloning things, memorizing acronyms, and using large magnets. When not plotting all the terrible ways to destroy the human race (particularly those found on public transportation), the doc kills time by watching television and making sarcastic commentary on it.

 


Revolution- Clue

Revolution- Clue

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 20, 2013

Now they're just picking episode title names out of a hat, aren't they?

Game of Thrones- Second Sons

Game of Thrones- Second Sons

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 19, 2013

Stew: tastes like chicken! (It’s not chicken)

Doctor Who- The Name of the Doctor

Doctor Who- The Name of the Doctor

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 19, 2013

Spoiler alert: His name was Doctor I.P. Freely the whole time!

Revolution- The Longest Day

Revolution- The Longest Day

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 13, 2013

Or it might be "The Longest Night." I forget.

Game of Thrones- The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Game of Thrones- The Bear and the Maiden Fair

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 12, 2013

Warning: This episode absolutely involves brutal dismemberment. Pun totally intended.

Doctor Who- Nightmare in Silver

Doctor Who- Nightmare in Silver

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 12, 2013

When one is told "Don't wander off," one should absolutely wander off

Game of Thrones- The Climb

Game of Thrones- The Climb

By Dr. Improbable in Features on May 5, 2013

Teaser Lines? Ain't Nobody Got Time fo' Dat.

Revolution- Home

Revolution- Home

By Dr. Improbable in Features on April 29, 2013

Hey look! Lucifer!

Game of Thrones- Kissed by Fire

Game of Thrones- Kissed by Fire

By Dr. Improbable in Features on April 29, 2013

For the night is dark and filled with butts

Doctor Who- Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

Doctor Who- Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

By Dr. Improbable in Features on April 29, 2013

“Don’t get into a spaceship with a madman. Didn’t anyone teach you that?”

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