Before you ask, no, Dr. Improbable is not that kind of doctor, and will not be diagnosing your genital warts today. Seriously, put it away. The doc does more of the "mad science" brand of doctoring, though one day hopes to be that "time and space traveling" kind of doctor. In the meantime, Doc passes time cloning things, memorizing acronyms, and using large magnets. When not plotting all the terrible ways to destroy the human race (particularly those found on public transportation), the doc kills time by watching television and making sarcastic commentary on it.
Spoiler alert: His name was Doctor I.P. Freely the whole time!
Or it might be "The Longest Night." I forget.
Warning: This episode absolutely involves brutal dismemberment. Pun totally intended.
When one is told "Don't wander off," one should absolutely wander off
Teaser Lines? Ain't Nobody Got Time fo' Dat.
Hey look! Lucifer!
For the night is dark and filled with butts
“Don’t get into a spaceship with a madman. Didn’t anyone teach you that?”
Last week, I predicted fire and blood. Turns out I was right! I'm basically psychic.
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