Before you ask, no, Dr. Improbable is not that kind of doctor, and will not be diagnosing your genital warts today. Seriously, put it away. The doc does more of the "mad science" brand of doctoring, though one day hopes to be that "time and space traveling" kind of doctor. In the meantime, Doc passes time cloning things, memorizing acronyms, and using large magnets. When not plotting all the terrible ways to destroy the human race (particularly those found on public transportation), the doc kills time by watching television and making sarcastic commentary on it.
For the night is dark and filled with butts
“Don’t get into a spaceship with a madman. Didn’t anyone teach you that?”
Last week, I predicted fire and blood. Turns out I was right! I'm basically psychic.
If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call? THE DOCTOR!
Podrick Payne: Serious Stud
Davos sails north to fight a cold enemy, bent on world destruction. Yes, you read that right.
Nanoviralbots? Are you kidding? I quit. Can I quit? I want to quit.
Always make sure you know what you're signing up for before becoming leader of a planet-god cult
An episode in which stuff happens and people are either dirty or trying on pretty dresses.
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