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DrImprobable

Before you ask, no, Dr. Improbable is not that kind of doctor, and will not be diagnosing your genital warts today. Seriously, put it away. The doc does more of the "mad science" brand of doctoring, though one day hopes to be that "time and space traveling" kind of doctor. In the meantime, Doc passes time cloning things, memorizing acronyms, and using large magnets. When not plotting all the terrible ways to destroy the human race (particularly those found on public transportation), the doc kills time by watching television and making sarcastic commentary on it.

 


Revolution- Ties that Bind

Revolution- Ties that Bind

By Dr. Improbable in Features on November 12, 2012

Would you like to ford the river? You have died of dysentery.

Revolution- The Children's Crusade

Revolution- The Children's Crusade

By Dr. Improbable in Features on November 6, 2012

He has the conch! HE HAS THE CONCH!

Revolution- Sex and Drugs

Revolution- Sex and Drugs

By Dr. Improbable in Features on October 30, 2012

This episode title is not only terrible as usual, but also grossly misleading

 Film Review: John Dies at the End

Film Review: John Dies at the End

By Dr. Improbable in Features on October 23, 2012

Review of the new movie.

Revolution:

Revolution: "Soul Train"

By Dr. Improbable in Features on October 15, 2012

I seriously hate whoever names these episodes

Revolution- The Plague Dogs

Revolution- The Plague Dogs

By Dr. Improbable in Features on October 8, 2012

Can we please put someone else in charge of episode titles?

Revolution- No Quarter

Revolution- No Quarter

By Dr. Improbable in Features on October 2, 2012

Three episodes in and this show still makes sense! Well, as much sense as it's going to, anyway.

Doctor Who- The Angels Take Manhattan

Doctor Who- The Angels Take Manhattan

By Dr. Improbable in Features on September 30, 2012

I'm never going to be able to look at statues in the park the same way again

Revolution:

Revolution: "Chained Heat"

By Dr. Improbable in Features on September 25, 2012

Don't let the terrible episode title fool you, I promise it's not that bad.

Doctor Who- The Power of Three

Doctor Who- The Power of Three

By Dr. Improbable in Features on September 24, 2012

Please take out your TI-89s, we're going to practice multi-dimensional cubic functions

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