Friday, December 19, 2014 • Midnight Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."

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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.

DC Shocker: DC Cancels 13 Titles Leading into Convergence

DC Shocker: DC Cancels 13 Titles Leading into Convergence

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 15, 2014

DC is ending 13 titles in addition to three limited series in March 2015.

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 13, 2014

The publisher is going for a wildly different direction for their biggest team.

CW Shocker: Mark Hamill to Return as Trickster in The Flash

CW Shocker: Mark Hamill to Return as Trickster in The Flash

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 8, 2014

The Star Wars star will reprise his role as the Flash villain in an upcoming episode.

Cops Shoot Man Carrying Cosplay Weapon Six Times, Face No Charges

Cops Shoot Man Carrying Cosplay Weapon Six Times, Face No Charges

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 6, 2014

Darrien Hunt was shot by police officers on September 6 for carrying a katana sword used for cosplay purposes.

It's Official: Will Smith, Others Cast in Suicide Squad

It's Official: Will Smith, Others Cast in Suicide Squad

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2014

Will Smith, Jared Leto, Tom Hardy, Margot Robbie, Jai Courtney and Cara Delevingne will all star in the film.

CXC Announces Additional Details About Upcoming Columbus Based Comics Festival

CXC Announces Additional Details About Upcoming Columbus Based Comics Festival

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 25, 2014

CXC will organize a two day event in Columbus next fall and a yearly four day festival starting in 2016.

Darkwing Duck Omnibus Rewritten without Writer's Consent, Claims Former Series Writer

Darkwing Duck Omnibus Rewritten without Writer's Consent, Claims Former Series Writer

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 24, 2014

Ian Brill, the writer of the 2010-11 Boom! series, claims that new publisher Joe Books has drastically changed the original comics.

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