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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Everything Ends...Even Month Long Teaser Campaigns

Everything Ends...Even Month Long Teaser Campaigns

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 4, 2014

God willing, this is the last Marvel teaser we'll have to write about for a while.

Report: Rich Johnston Breaks Finger After Furiously Reminding Everyone That He Broke DC's

Report: Rich Johnston Breaks Finger After Furiously Reminding Everyone That He Broke DC's "Convergence" Story

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 3, 2014

The famed comics muckraker injured himself while commenting on every article about DC's new mini-event.

DC Shocker: DC Announces

DC Shocker: DC Announces "Convergence", The Event We've Known About for Months

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 3, 2014

The two month fill-in event will give DC time to pack up its bags and get the hell out of New York City.

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

The characters will be radically changed to help the show appeal to the octogenarians that form the majority of CBS's readership.

Chadwick Boseman Cast as Black Panther

Chadwick Boseman Cast as Black Panther

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 28, 2014

We have a Black Panther!

Absurd Rumor about Joel Schumacher Writing a Batman Comic Turns Out to Be False

Absurd Rumor about Joel Schumacher Writing a Batman Comic Turns Out to Be False

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 28, 2014

Who would have thought Bleeding Cool got one wrong?

Benderatch Cumberdict Is (Allegedly) Dr. Strange

Benderatch Cumberdict Is (Allegedly) Dr. Strange

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 27, 2014

Deadline is reporting the Sherlock actor will be the star of the next big Marvel franchise.

There's a Lot of Rumors and News About Various DC Live-Action Projects

There's a Lot of Rumors and News About Various DC Live-Action Projects

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 27, 2014

Jaden Smith! Krypton TV show! Linda Park on the Flash!

Behold the GalactusBuster, Buster of Men, Galactuses, French Statues Made of Copper

Behold the GalactusBuster, Buster of Men, Galactuses, French Statues Made of Copper

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 17, 2014

There's a Galactus like suit of Iron Man armor melting the Statue of Liberty's head. Nuff said.

WB Formally Announces DC Slate of Films

WB Formally Announces DC Slate of Films

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 15, 2014

Among the big surprises: a two part Justice League movie and a Suicide Squad film.

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