Saturday, November 29, 2014 • Midnight Edition • "At least we're not The Comics Reporter!"

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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Internet Afflicted with Strange Disease as a Result of Official Star Wars Title

Internet Afflicted with Strange Disease as a Result of Official Star Wars Title

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Millions were impacted by the announcement of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Check Out This Blurry, Screencapped Image of the Cover to Secret Wars #1!!

Check Out This Blurry, Screencapped Image of the Cover to Secret Wars #1!!

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

HARD HITTING COMICS JOURNALISM IN ACTION, PEOPLE.

Hey, Look! Bill Watterson Did a Poster for the Angouleme International Comics Festival

Hey, Look! Bill Watterson Did a Poster for the Angouleme International Comics Festival

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

New Bill Watterson comics art! New Bill Watterson comics art! New Bill Watterson comics art!

Everything Ends...Even Month Long Teaser Campaigns

Everything Ends...Even Month Long Teaser Campaigns

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 4, 2014

God willing, this is the last Marvel teaser we'll have to write about for a while.

Report: Rich Johnston Breaks Finger After Furiously Reminding Everyone That He Broke DC's

Report: Rich Johnston Breaks Finger After Furiously Reminding Everyone That He Broke DC's "Convergence" Story

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 3, 2014

The famed comics muckraker injured himself while commenting on every article about DC's new mini-event.

DC Shocker: DC Announces

DC Shocker: DC Announces "Convergence", The Event We've Known About for Months

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 3, 2014

The two month fill-in event will give DC time to pack up its bags and get the hell out of New York City.

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

Supergirl Casting Call Reveals Radically Different Versions of Jimmy Olsen, Cat Grant, Hank Henshaw

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 31, 2014

The characters will be radically changed to help the show appeal to the octogenarians that form the majority of CBS's readership.

Chadwick Boseman Cast as Black Panther

Chadwick Boseman Cast as Black Panther

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 28, 2014

We have a Black Panther!

Absurd Rumor about Joel Schumacher Writing a Batman Comic Turns Out to Be False

Absurd Rumor about Joel Schumacher Writing a Batman Comic Turns Out to Be False

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 28, 2014

Who would have thought Bleeding Cool got one wrong?

Benderatch Cumberdict Is (Allegedly) Dr. Strange

Benderatch Cumberdict Is (Allegedly) Dr. Strange

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 27, 2014

Deadline is reporting the Sherlock actor will be the star of the next big Marvel franchise.

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