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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

And people will buy them because people suck.

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2014

DC reportedly doesn't want unlicensed fan art being sold for charity when it's made by a guy who sends pictures of his junk to women that didn't ask for them.

They're Just Showing Off Now: Agents of SHIELD Casts Absorbing Man

They're Just Showing Off Now: Agents of SHIELD Casts Absorbing Man

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 21, 2014

The ABC show really wants you to know that they heard your complaints about it not having any comic book characters.

Yale Stewart Implicated in Dick Pic Scandal

Yale Stewart Implicated in Dick Pic Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 20, 2014

Several reports of the creator sending out inappropriate pictures to female professionals were confirmed when he posted a response today.

Man Believes He's Been Transported to Alternate Universe after Seeing Multiversity #1 On Shelves

Man Believes He's Been Transported to Alternate Universe after Seeing Multiversity #1 On Shelves

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 20, 2014

A man is claiming the release of Multiversity #1 is proof that he's been transported to an alternate universe.

BREAKING: Comic Book Television Show Casts Actor as Comic Book Character

BREAKING: Comic Book Television Show Casts Actor as Comic Book Character

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 19, 2014

Arrow will feature a New 52 villain this season.

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