Sunday, December 21, 2014 • Evening Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."

ThanosCopter

ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


DC Releases Match.com Profiles for Superman and Wonder Woman

DC Releases Match.com Profiles for Superman and Wonder Woman

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2012

Filed under the "We swear we're not making this up" category.

All New X-Men Cover Continues Glaring Trend

All New X-Men Cover Continues Glaring Trend

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2012

Several mutants are glaring at readers in the new cover of All New X-Men #3.

Stan Lee Posed Nude for a Marvel Promotional Shoot

Stan Lee Posed Nude for a Marvel Promotional Shoot

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

This goes in the "too silly not to be true" category.

CGC Announces New Nerd Grading Program

CGC Announces New Nerd Grading Program

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

The company, in conjunction with Wizard, announced a new grading service to help separate true nerds from poseurs.

DC Editorial Team Releases Multiple Rewritten Responses to Rob Liefeld’s Twitter Attacks

DC Editorial Team Releases Multiple Rewritten Responses to Rob Liefeld’s Twitter Attacks

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

DC’s editors released several hastily rewritten statements disputing the angry creator’s claims.

Supervillains Get Last Laugh as

Supervillains Get Last Laugh as "Mwahahaha" is Added to Oxford Dictionary

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Source: Time   Choruses of evil laughter broke out across the world as the Oxford Dictionary announced the addition of the word "mwahahaha" to the dictionary.  The official dictionary of the phrase is as follows: used to represent laughter, especially manic or cackling laughter such as that uttered by a villainous character in a cartoon or comic strip: World domination, at last, is at hand. Mwahahaha! Villains everywhere rejoiced at the news that their particular brand of laughter finally had a clear delineation between the more joyous "bwahahaha" often associated with slapstick B-list superheroes. "DOOM is pleased by the Oxford Dictionary's decision to give a listing for the preferred Latverian form of laughter," said Doctor Doom, a well-known Marvel antagonist. "I, too, am pleased by this turn of events," added Lex Luthor, a Superman foe from the DC Universe.  "Often, I've had to choose between laughing in a grammatically incorrect manner or not laughing at all.  Now, I'll be able to rid myself of this conundrum and focus my energies of ridding the world of the alien threat." Even some heroes were happy to hear the addition.  "It's good to know I have options," said Cyclops, a Marvel hero currently flirting with permanent villainy in the pages of Avengers Vs. X-Men.  "I was worried that I wouldn't be able to laugh once my evil transformation was complete.  Barrier removed!" "In my native Amazonian tongue, we have four different ways of expressing evil laughter," added Wonder Woman.  "However, one is a solid start for the inferior English language." However, not everyone was pleased by the news.  "The grammar branch of the Nazi party was distraught to hear about Oxford's decision to change the rules of English once again," said the Red Skull, leader of neo-Nazi forces.  "We will have to wage a glorious and evil war in order to reclaim mwahahaha from the hands of the English so that we can once again hold a grammatical superiority to our foes. Mwahahaha!"   Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter

Angry Bloggers Express Outrage Over Superman/Wonder Woman Pairing

Angry Bloggers Express Outrage Over Superman/Wonder Woman Pairing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2012

Angry bloggers took to the keyboards to express their feelings about the announced relationship.

Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Bloodstrike in Movie Development

Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Bloodstrike in Movie Development

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 21, 2012

Hollywood is officially out of ideas as Rob Liefeld's Bloodstrike is being adapted for film.

Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 21, 2012

Not making this up at all.

Robert Kirkman Plans Foreboding Centennial Celebration for Kentucky Town

Robert Kirkman Plans Foreboding Centennial Celebration for Kentucky Town

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 20, 2012

The Walking Dead creator promises that nothing will ever be the same after the centennial event.

The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!