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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Image Rips Off Marvel, Plans on Killing Redhead

Image Rips Off Marvel, Plans on Killing Redhead

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Image revealed its plans to kill off a redheaded female character in a teaser revealed today.

Pro-Cyclops Retailer Perplexed by Rapid Decline in Sales

Pro-Cyclops Retailer Perplexed by Rapid Decline in Sales

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

The owner of the Cyclopsorama in Indianopolis doesn’t understand why people seem to hate his store.

Guardians of the Galaxy Synopsis Revealed!

Guardians of the Galaxy Synopsis Revealed!

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

The Internet has discovered a one sentence description of the movie. Ready to go nuts!

Avengers Academy Cancelled

Avengers Academy Cancelled

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

The series is being cancelled, presumably to make way for a new Avengers kids series.

Marvel Clarifies the “New” in All New X-Men

Marvel Clarifies the “New” in All New X-Men

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 14, 2012

The adjective refers to the condition of the comic, not the cast, writing or plot.

All-New X-Men Gets a Forehead of the Pack.

All-New X-Men Gets a Forehead of the Pack.

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 13, 2012

There are foreheads on the cover of All New X-Men. Massive foreheads.

Michelle Obama Denies Rumors of Husband's Superpowers

Michelle Obama Denies Rumors of Husband's Superpowers

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 13, 2012

In a speech yesterday, Michelle Obama claimed her husband lacked superpowers.

DC Plans to Bring Back Stephanie Brown?

DC Plans to Bring Back Stephanie Brown?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 13, 2012

The Outhouse has learned that DC is planning a return for the fan favorite character.

IDW Secures Publishing Rights to Your Childhood

IDW Secures Publishing Rights to Your Childhood

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 9, 2012

The comics publisher has finally gained rights to the ultimate nostalgia property: your childhood memories.

Cryptozoologist Takes Picture of New Comic Reader in Scotland Lake

Cryptozoologist Takes Picture of New Comic Reader in Scotland Lake

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 7, 2012

A former fisherman has given the industry new found hope in suggesting that new readers do in fact exist.

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