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ThanosCopter

ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Michelle Obama Denies Rumors of Husband's Superpowers

Michelle Obama Denies Rumors of Husband's Superpowers

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 13, 2012

In a speech yesterday, Michelle Obama claimed her husband lacked superpowers.

DC Plans to Bring Back Stephanie Brown?

DC Plans to Bring Back Stephanie Brown?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 13, 2012

The Outhouse has learned that DC is planning a return for the fan favorite character.

IDW Secures Publishing Rights to Your Childhood

IDW Secures Publishing Rights to Your Childhood

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 9, 2012

The comics publisher has finally gained rights to the ultimate nostalgia property: your childhood memories.

Cryptozoologist Takes Picture of New Comic Reader in Scotland Lake

Cryptozoologist Takes Picture of New Comic Reader in Scotland Lake

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 7, 2012

A former fisherman has given the industry new found hope in suggesting that new readers do in fact exist.

Marvel to Use Free Digital Comics to Destroy the Direct Market

Marvel to Use Free Digital Comics to Destroy the Direct Market

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2012

The company announced its plan to give free digital copies away with every issue.

Alan Moore to Cameo in The Wolverine?

Alan Moore to Cameo in The Wolverine?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 6, 2012

Nope, it's just a very bearded version of Hugh Jackman.

Walking Dead Wins Monthly Sales Battle, Diamond Begins Doping Investigation

Walking Dead Wins Monthly Sales Battle, Diamond Begins Doping Investigation

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 3, 2012

The indie smash hit's victory in the month of July has been tainted by accusations of cheating and illegal doping.

Marvel Releases

Marvel Releases "Legacy" Teaser, Could Be Anything

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 3, 2012

Written by Simon Spurrier with art by Tan Eng Huat

Marvel to Publish Remender's Captain America

Marvel to Publish Remender's Captain America

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 3, 2012

Something witty and funny about Captain America being a facist mutant-hater.

Marvel NOW! and Matt Fraction Tackle Brady Bunch in New Series

Marvel NOW! and Matt Fraction Tackle Brady Bunch in New Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 3, 2012

Fraction will be teaming up with Mark Bagley and Mike Allred to work on two new family titles.

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