ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.
CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT!!!!
The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.
Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick ThingBy ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014
Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.
Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.
Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.
Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like DeadpoolBy ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014
And people will buy them because people suck.
DC reportedly doesn't want unlicensed fan art being sold for charity when it's made by a guy who sends pictures of his junk to women that didn't ask for them.
The ABC show really wants you to know that they heard your complaints about it not having any comic book characters.
Several reports of the creator sending out inappropriate pictures to female professionals were confirmed when he posted a response today.
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