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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


REPORT: Actor Previously Considered For Lead Role in Marvel Movie Still in Consideration for Same Role

REPORT: Actor Previously Considered For Lead Role in Marvel Movie Still in Consideration for Same Role

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

We can exclusively confirm that a rumor from a month ago may or may not be true!!!!!!!

Today is the 97th Anniversary of Jack Kirby's Birth

Today is the 97th Anniversary of Jack Kirby's Birth

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

Happy birthday to the King!

Devon Aoki Out, Rila Fukushima In as Arrow's Katana

Devon Aoki Out, Rila Fukushima In as Arrow's Katana

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

The Wolverine actress replaces Aoki, who had to depart due to a scheduling conflict.

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.

BREAKING: Photographic Evidence That Previously Announced Cast Members Are Appearing on Daredevil

BREAKING: Photographic Evidence That Previously Announced Cast Members Are Appearing on Daredevil

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT!!!!

RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2014

Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 25, 2014

And people will buy them because people suck.

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