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ThanosCopter

ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


Arrow Adds Another D-List Villain

Arrow Adds Another D-List Villain

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 4, 2013

The Clock King will be making an appearance this season.

New Wolverine and the X-Men Writer Compares Cyclops to X-Men's Greatest Villains

New Wolverine and the X-Men Writer Compares Cyclops to X-Men's Greatest Villains

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 3, 2013

There's a new Wolverine and the X-Men series coming, and it looks to be as shitty as the last one.

First Fifty Shades of Grey Photo Gives Us the Clap

First Fifty Shades of Grey Photo Gives Us the Clap

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

We stole this headline from Alex Zalben of MTV.

Bleeding Cool Swears WB Will Resurrect Young Justice as a Live Action CW Series

Bleeding Cool Swears WB Will Resurrect Young Justice as a Live Action CW Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

In other news, I have some bridges I'd like to sell you.

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster Confirmed to be Real

Amazing Spider-Man 2 Poster Confirmed to be Real

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 2, 2013

The Internet's faith in studios not to release crappy posters has been shattered.

Turkey Begs for Release from Constant Comic Death and Resurrection Cycle

Turkey Begs for Release from Constant Comic Death and Resurrection Cycle

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 28, 2013

The turkey has been eaten five times only to be brought back to life repeatedly.

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

Agents of SHIELD Fails to Beat 50 Year Old Television Program in Ratings

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

Audiences preferred dated stop motion animation and voice acting to the ABC drama.

Marvel Fans Heartbroken at Totally Permanent [SPOILERS] in Uncanny Avengers That Won't At All Be Reversed Next Issue

Marvel Fans Heartbroken at Totally Permanent [SPOILERS] in Uncanny Avengers That Won't At All Be Reversed Next Issue

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 27, 2013

The absolutely permanent [SPOILERS] occurred in Uncanny Avengers #14.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Dossiers -  S01E09: Repairs

S.H.I.E.L.D. Dossiers - S01E09: Repairs

By ThanosCopter in Features on November 27, 2013

A look at the Easter Eggs and random tidbits from last night's episode.

RIP Al Plastino - 1921-2013

RIP Al Plastino - 1921-2013

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 26, 2013

The legendary Superman and Supergirl artist passed away yesterday.

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