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ThanosCopter

ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
 

 


BOOM! Teases New Series About Shadow Monsters Abducting Children

BOOM! Teases New Series About Shadow Monsters Abducting Children

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 2, 2014

Behold the terrifying teaser here.

RIP Stan Goldberg

RIP Stan Goldberg

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 2, 2014

The Silver Age illustrator passed away over the weekend.

DC Villain to Appear on DC TV Show

DC Villain to Appear on DC TV Show

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 29, 2014

This time it's Cupid.

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 29, 2014

Why report on three rumors when you can mash them together into a super-rumor instead?

REPORT: Actor Previously Considered For Lead Role in Marvel Movie Still in Consideration for Same Role

REPORT: Actor Previously Considered For Lead Role in Marvel Movie Still in Consideration for Same Role

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

We can exclusively confirm that a rumor from a month ago may or may not be true!!!!!!!

Today is the 97th Anniversary of Jack Kirby's Birth

Today is the 97th Anniversary of Jack Kirby's Birth

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

Happy birthday to the King!

Devon Aoki Out, Rila Fukushima In as Arrow's Katana

Devon Aoki Out, Rila Fukushima In as Arrow's Katana

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 28, 2014

The Wolverine actress replaces Aoki, who had to depart due to a scheduling conflict.

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.

BREAKING: Photographic Evidence That Previously Announced Cast Members Are Appearing on Daredevil

BREAKING: Photographic Evidence That Previously Announced Cast Members Are Appearing on Daredevil

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT!!!!

RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 27, 2014

The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.

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