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Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


Frankenvestigation: Marvel’s Money Woes

Frankenvestigation: Marvel’s Money Woes

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 16, 2013

Outhouse ace reporter, Frank, investigates rumored money troubles at the House Of Ideas

Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Thanos

Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Thanos

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 12, 2013

Wise man once say “Only Frank could go to Titan.”

Marvel Illegally Ransacks Frank’s House!

Marvel Illegally Ransacks Frank’s House!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 11, 2013

Frank is going to have to have talk with ADT Security!

FRANK HELP! - 04/10/2013

FRANK HELP! - 04/10/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on April 10, 2013

YOU NO WORRY ANYMORE, FRANK BACK AND HERE TO HELP!

Zenescope Entertainment Join List Of Publishers To Steal From Frank!

Zenescope Entertainment Join List Of Publishers To Steal From Frank!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on April 3, 2013

Frank is getting really tired of this crap!

FRANK HELP! - 04/03/2013

FRANK HELP! - 04/03/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on April 3, 2013

FRANK BACK AFTER MISSING LAST WEEK DUE TO SCHEDULING CONFLICTS!

FRANK HELP! - 03/20/2013

FRANK HELP! - 03/20/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on March 20, 2013

FRANK HELP! IS BACK! FRANK HELP GOOD! YOU READ FRANK THEN COMMENT THEN ASK MORE QUESTIONS, THAT HOW THIS WORK!

Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Ultron

Frank’s Conversations With Not Alive People: Ultron

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on March 18, 2013

Frank try something new, he interview fellow comic book monsters and then write it all down and tell you about it; this time Frank talk to Ultron from Age of Ultron.

Frank Commentary: Living Humans Also Deserve Chance To Use Own Body Parts

Frank Commentary: Living Humans Also Deserve Chance To Use Own Body Parts

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on March 15, 2013

Frank have come to believe that if living human want to make commitment to body, government should not allow monsters to rip parts off for personal gain.

FRANK HELP! - 03/13/2013

FRANK HELP! - 03/13/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on March 13, 2013

FRANK HELP FRANK'S FRIENDS! ALSO, TOMORROW IS PI DAY! FRANK LIKE PIE, YOU SHOULD MAKE FRANK A PIE!

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