Sunday, December 21, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Assholes welcome."

Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


FRANK HELP! - 03/06/2013

FRANK HELP! - 03/06/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on March 6, 2013

FRANK HELP! BACK! FRANK GOOD! NO FRANK BAD!

Sam Raimi Say He Write Evil Dead 4 This Summer

Sam Raimi Say He Write Evil Dead 4 This Summer

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on March 4, 2013

Frank no get phone call yet!

FRANK HELP! - 02/27/2013

FRANK HELP! - 02/27/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on February 27, 2013

FRANK IN BAD MOOD BUT HE DO BEST AND NO TAKE IT OUT ON READERS OF FRANK HELP!

Now Frank Pretend To Care About News: Fantastic Four Movie Stuff!

Now Frank Pretend To Care About News: Fantastic Four Movie Stuff!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on February 22, 2013

It now Frank’s turn to make something out of nothing, Frank hope he can stretch this out as well as Jude!

FRANK HELP! - 2/22/2013 – FRANK BORED SPECIAL EDITION

FRANK HELP! - 2/22/2013 – FRANK BORED SPECIAL EDITION

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on February 22, 2013

FRANK HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND OUTHOUSE STAFF BORING AND NO GIVE FRANK GOOD ASSIGNMENT!

FRANK HELP! - 2/20/2013

FRANK HELP! - 2/20/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on February 20, 2013

FRANK HERE! HI! FRANK TALK ABOUT PRESIDENTS, GRAMMYS, DARTH DIDIO, AND OTHER STUFF! YOU SHOULD READ FRANK HELP!

FRANK CONFUSED: Ultimate Universe Canceled Or Not?!

FRANK CONFUSED: Ultimate Universe Canceled Or Not?!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on February 19, 2013

Frank no know if should believe Bleeding Cool or Great One!

FRANK HELP! - 2/14/2013: VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

FRANK HELP! - 2/14/2013: VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on February 14, 2013

FRANK HERE TO TALK ABOUT LOVE!

And They Fire Frank!

And They Fire Frank!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on February 12, 2013

Frank know he no work for Marvel, but they all the same!

FRANK HELP! - 02/11/2013

FRANK HELP! - 02/11/2013

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on February 11, 2013

FRANK HELP BACK AFTER FRANK TAKE MUCH NEEDED BREAK! THIS HARDER THEN IT LOOK!

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