Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
FRANK HELP! BACK! FRANK GOOD! NO FRANK BAD!
Frank no get phone call yet!
FRANK IN BAD MOOD BUT HE DO BEST AND NO TAKE IT OUT ON READERS OF FRANK HELP!
It now Frank’s turn to make something out of nothing, Frank hope he can stretch this out as well as Jude!
FRANK HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND OUTHOUSE STAFF BORING AND NO GIVE FRANK GOOD ASSIGNMENT!
FRANK HERE! HI! FRANK TALK ABOUT PRESIDENTS, GRAMMYS, DARTH DIDIO, AND OTHER STUFF! YOU SHOULD READ FRANK HELP!
Frank no know if should believe Bleeding Cool or Great One!
FRANK HERE TO TALK ABOUT LOVE!
Frank know he no work for Marvel, but they all the same!
FRANK HELP BACK AFTER FRANK TAKE MUCH NEEDED BREAK! THIS HARDER THEN IT LOOK!
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