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Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Frankenstein is the swordwielding monsterfighting monster formerly employed by S.H.A.D.E., a global agency dedicated to fighting weird stuff. Unfortunately, Dan Didio laid off Frankenstein due to low sales, and Frank quickly lost the bulk of his intelligence trying to piece together DC continuity while updating his resume. Luckily, the Outhouse's staff is largely made up of dumb beasts, and Frank is now working as an contributing reporter while he is between jobs.
 

 


Open Letter To Gail Simone From Frankenstein, Former Agent Of S.H.A.D.E

Open Letter To Gail Simone From Frankenstein, Former Agent Of S.H.A.D.E

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on December 11, 2012

Frank want Gail Know that Gail no alone. DC fire Frank too!

FRANK HELP! - 12/10/2012

FRANK HELP! - 12/10/2012

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Columns on December 10, 2012

FRANK LIKE "FRANK HELP!" YOU LIKE "FRANK HELP!"?

FRANK HELP! - 12/07/2012

FRANK HELP! - 12/07/2012

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Columns on December 7, 2012

FRANK READ QUESTIONS! FRANK WRITE ANSWERS! FRANK HOPE THEY MATCH!

Geoff Johns, Matt Kindt to Write Martian Manhunter Backup in JLA

Geoff Johns, Matt Kindt to Write Martian Manhunter Backup in JLA

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on December 6, 2012

Former Frankenstein and Mind MGMT writer Matt Kindt joins Geoff Johns on Martian Manhunter backup in Justice League of America.

FRANK HELP! - 12/05/2012

FRANK HELP! - 12/05/2012

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Columns on December 5, 2012

FRANK HERE FOR YOU!

ASK FRANK: CALL FOR QUESTIONS!

ASK FRANK: CALL FOR QUESTIONS!

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in Features on December 5, 2012

NEED HELP? FRANKENSTEIN, FORMER AGENT OF S.H.A.D.E. IS HERE FOR YOU!

Monster Analysis of Diamond October Sales Numbers

Monster Analysis of Diamond October Sales Numbers

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on November 11, 2012

Frankenstein: Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. takes an unbiased look at Diamond's sales stats for October, 2012!

New Kickstarter Campaign for Monster Rights

New Kickstarter Campaign for Monster Rights

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on November 7, 2012

Following legalization of gay marriage in four states, battle for monster rights begins with Monstrology Kickstarter.

Frankenstein Reports on Sandy Aftermath

Frankenstein Reports on Sandy Aftermath

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on October 30, 2012

Outhouse reporter and former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. Frankenstein reports on the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy from New Jersey.

Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

Brad Pitt to Star in 20,000 Leagues Under Sea?

By Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E. in News with Benefits on October 19, 2012

David Fincher want Brad Pitt to take lead role in movie adaptation of 20,000 Leagues Under Sea.

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