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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Rumor: Short List for Doctor Doom Casting Includes Riley, Redmayne, Kebbell and Gleeson

This contradicts a rumor that Fox was planning to cast a female Doctor Doom.

Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von Ultron

El Presidente unleashes a blitzkrieg of scoops on an unsuspecting Hollywood!

Fox Casts Cartoon Character as James Gordon in Gotham

The Gotham TV show has it's James Gordon, and it's a cartoon character named Ben McKenzie.

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

Iris and Ira West to be Black in Flash TV Show?

At least, that's what rumors of a casting call appear to suggest.

Jonah Hill, Emma Stone Offered Ghostbusters 3 Roles?

Asked for comment, Bill Murray reportedly said, 'nyah nyah nyah nyah.'

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Play Nightwing in Superman Vs. Batman?

A new rumor claims that Dick Grayson will appear in Superman vs. Batman.

Rumor That Michael Jordan Will Play Johnny Storm Rumored to Be Confirmed

The news is making its way around the blogosphere with far more misleading headlines than this one.

X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

Hugh Jackman's producing partner on the X-Men movies is apparently a race-baiting internet troll.

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

WB has sold a Constantine TV show to NBC, as the number of DC Comics television shows continues to grow!