El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
Cubano-Review: Asa Butterfield as British Spider-Man, Netflix Punisher, and Batfleck on Set at the Suicide Squad FilmingBy El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 29, 2015
It's three scoops for the price of one in the internet's number one Latino-themed Hollywood gossip column!
Who's on the shortlist for the MCU Spider-Man? Click to find out, comrades!
What can these studios do to win the directors' love?!
Someone was going to have to suffer for this. It might as well be them.
Why did they bother driving him off the production in the first place?!
Alas, poor Ryan Reynolds. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.
El Presidente has all the hot, hot details.
Don't let an Olsen twin within 100 feet of this man!
The movie will be join Jem and the Holograms at Hasbro's Allspark Pictures.
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