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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


RUMOR: Tessa Thompson to Play Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok

RUMOR: Tessa Thompson to Play Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 14, 2016

Get the scoop on this news from the internet's number one Latino-themed Hollywood gossip column!

Cubano-Review: Is Jena Malone Batgirl in Superman v. Batman?

Cubano-Review: Is Jena Malone Batgirl in Superman v. Batman?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on July 31, 2015

That's what rumor site Latino-Review is claiming, but El Presidente has the real scoop!

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

Cubano-Review: Marvel's Netflix Phase 2 Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 4, 2015

Featuring Punisher, Ghost Rider, Blade, She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Cloak and Dagger, and Benedict Cumberbatch!

Cubano-Review: Elektra Rumored for Next Season of Daredevil

Cubano-Review: Elektra Rumored for Next Season of Daredevil

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 28, 2015

Will Elektra be making an appearance in the next season of Marvel's hit Netflix show? Find out here!

Cubano-Review: Doomsday Rumored for Batman v. Superman... Again

Cubano-Review: Doomsday Rumored for Batman v. Superman... Again

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 17, 2015

At this point, it might be more efficient to start naming the characters NOT appearing in the movie.

Cubano-Review: Spider-Man Director Short List Revealed!

Cubano-Review: Spider-Man Director Short List Revealed!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

Who will direct the reboot of the reboot! Click to find out, comrades!

Cubano-Review: Asa Butterfield as British Spider-Man, Netflix Punisher, and Batfleck on Set at the Suicide Squad Filming

Cubano-Review: Asa Butterfield as British Spider-Man, Netflix Punisher, and Batfleck on Set at the Suicide Squad Filming

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 29, 2015

It's three scoops for the price of one in the internet's number one Latino-themed Hollywood gossip column!

Cubano-Review: Top Five Boy Actors Up For Spider-Man Role

Cubano-Review: Top Five Boy Actors Up For Spider-Man Role

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 24, 2015

Who's on the shortlist for the MCU Spider-Man? Click to find out, comrades!

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

What can these studios do to win the directors' love?!

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

Someone was going to have to suffer for this. It might as well be them.

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