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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Cubano-Review: Asa Butterfield as British Spider-Man, Netflix Punisher, and Batfleck on Set at the Suicide Squad Filming

Cubano-Review: Asa Butterfield as British Spider-Man, Netflix Punisher, and Batfleck on Set at the Suicide Squad Filming

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 29, 2015

It's three scoops for the price of one in the internet's number one Latino-themed Hollywood gossip column!

Cubano-Review: Top Five Boy Actors Up For Spider-Man Role

Cubano-Review: Top Five Boy Actors Up For Spider-Man Role

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 24, 2015

Who's on the shortlist for the MCU Spider-Man? Click to find out, comrades!

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

Report: WB, Sony Feuding Over Lego Movie Directors for Flash, Ghostbusters

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 10, 2015

What can these studios do to win the directors' love?!

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

Rumor: WB to Inflict Batman v. Superman Trailer on Mad Max: Fury Road Viewers

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 1, 2015

Someone was going to have to suffer for this. It might as well be them.

Rumor: Marvel Holding Reshoots to Add Back in Plot Point They Made Edgar Wright Remove?!

Rumor: Marvel Holding Reshoots to Add Back in Plot Point They Made Edgar Wright Remove?!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 24, 2015

Why did they bother driving him off the production in the first place?!

Speculation Alert: Chris Pine, Common Rumored for Green Lantern Roles

Speculation Alert: Chris Pine, Common Rumored for Green Lantern Roles

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 11, 2015

Alas, poor Ryan Reynolds. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.

RUMOR: Spider-Man to Appear in Remake of 1960s Avengers' TV Show

RUMOR: Spider-Man to Appear in Remake of 1960s Avengers' TV Show

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on January 15, 2015

El Presidente has all the hot, hot details.

Cubano Review: Jared Leto Rumored to Play Joker in Suicide Squad Movie

Cubano Review: Jared Leto Rumored to Play Joker in Suicide Squad Movie

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on November 8, 2014

Don't let an Olsen twin within 100 feet of this man!

Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on October 21, 2014

The movie will be join Jem and the Holograms at Hasbro's Allspark Pictures.

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