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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.

RUMOR: Spider-Man to Appear in Remake of 1960s Avengers' TV Show

RUMOR: Spider-Man to Appear in Remake of 1960s Avengers' TV Show

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on January 15, 2015

El Presidente has all the hot, hot details.

Cubano Review: Jared Leto Rumored to Play Joker in Suicide Squad Movie

Cubano Review: Jared Leto Rumored to Play Joker in Suicide Squad Movie

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on November 8, 2014

Don't let an Olsen twin within 100 feet of this man!

Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

Bronies Rejoice! My Little Pony Feature Film Coming to Theaters in 2017!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on October 21, 2014

The movie will be join Jem and the Holograms at Hasbro's Allspark Pictures.

Cubano Review: Superman Saved by Whales in Aquaman Easter Egg in Man of Steel?

Cubano Review: Superman Saved by Whales in Aquaman Easter Egg in Man of Steel?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 22, 2014

El Presidente is back with the hottest scoop since... okay, maybe not the hottest... lukewarm would be more accurate.

Cubano-Review: Standalone Batfleck Film

Cubano-Review: Standalone Batfleck Film "The Batman" Rumored for 2019

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 20, 2014

A prediction so far in the future, there's no way anyone will remember if it ends up being total bullshit!

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

Bride of the Return of the Jason Momoa as Aquaman Rumor, Part 4: The Revenge

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 14, 2014

According to the latest scuttlebutt, Momoa is a lock for the lord of the fish!

Star Wars Episode 7 Casts Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Tom Brevoort, Giant TMZ Logo

Star Wars Episode 7 Casts Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie, Tom Brevoort, Giant TMZ Logo

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on June 2, 2014

Some odd casting news coming out of the set of Star Wars Episode 7.

Will Charlie Cox Be the Next Daredevil? UPDATE: Yes, He Is!

Will Charlie Cox Be the Next Daredevil? UPDATE: Yes, He Is!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 28, 2014

El Presidente has the scoop!

RUMOR: Marvel Wants Eden Sher for ENORMOUS Role

RUMOR: Marvel Wants Eden Sher for ENORMOUS Role

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 22, 2014

El Presidente has all the details.

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