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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Iris and Ira West to be Black in Flash TV Show?

At least, that's what rumors of a casting call appear to suggest.

Jonah Hill, Emma Stone Offered Ghostbusters 3 Roles?

Asked for comment, Bill Murray reportedly said, 'nyah nyah nyah nyah.'

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Play Nightwing in Superman Vs. Batman?

A new rumor claims that Dick Grayson will appear in Superman vs. Batman.

Rumor That Michael Jordan Will Play Johnny Storm Rumored to Be Confirmed

The news is making its way around the blogosphere with far more misleading headlines than this one.

X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

Hugh Jackman's producing partner on the X-Men movies is apparently a race-baiting internet troll.

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

WB has sold a Constantine TV show to NBC, as the number of DC Comics television shows continues to grow!

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

...is a headline we would use seriously if this wasn't just some epic trolling by The Beebs.

Rumor: Benedict Cumberbatch Ditching Trek for Star Wars Episode 7?

First J.J. Abrams, now Cumberbatch! Even Taylor Swift has better luck than Star Trek at keeping a man!

Will Jarvis Be Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

In soviet Russia, rumor start you!

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.