Monday, December 22, 2014 • Morning Edition • "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von Ultron

Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von Ultron

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 3, 2014

El Presidente unleashes a blitzkrieg of scoops on an unsuspecting Hollywood!

Fox Casts Cartoon Character as James Gordon in Gotham

Fox Casts Cartoon Character as James Gordon in Gotham

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on February 9, 2014

The Gotham TV show has it's James Gordon, and it's a cartoon character named Ben McKenzie.

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

Dame Judi Dench in Talks to Play Aquaman in Superman vs. Batman

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on January 15, 2014

Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!

Iris and Ira West to be Black in Flash TV Show?

Iris and Ira West to be Black in Flash TV Show?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on December 5, 2013

At least, that's what rumors of a casting call appear to suggest.

Jonah Hill, Emma Stone Offered Ghostbusters 3 Roles?

Jonah Hill, Emma Stone Offered Ghostbusters 3 Roles?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on November 7, 2013

Asked for comment, Bill Murray reportedly said, 'nyah nyah nyah nyah.'

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Play Nightwing in Superman Vs. Batman?

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Play Nightwing in Superman Vs. Batman?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on November 7, 2013

A new rumor claims that Dick Grayson will appear in Superman vs. Batman.

Rumor That Michael Jordan Will Play Johnny Storm Rumored to Be Confirmed

Rumor That Michael Jordan Will Play Johnny Storm Rumored to Be Confirmed

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on October 18, 2013

The news is making its way around the blogosphere with far more misleading headlines than this one.

X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on October 15, 2013

Hugh Jackman's producing partner on the X-Men movies is apparently a race-baiting internet troll.

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 27, 2013

WB has sold a Constantine TV show to NBC, as the number of DC Comics television shows continues to grow!

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 14, 2013

...is a headline we would use seriously if this wasn't just some epic trolling by The Beebs.

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