El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
Alas, poor Ryan Reynolds. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.
El Presidente has all the hot, hot details.
Don't let an Olsen twin within 100 feet of this man!
The movie will be join Jem and the Holograms at Hasbro's Allspark Pictures.
El Presidente is back with the hottest scoop since... okay, maybe not the hottest... lukewarm would be more accurate.
A prediction so far in the future, there's no way anyone will remember if it ends up being total bullshit!
According to the latest scuttlebutt, Momoa is a lock for the lord of the fish!
Some odd casting news coming out of the set of Star Wars Episode 7.
El Presidente has the scoop!
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