El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
At least, that's what rumors of a casting call appear to suggest.
Asked for comment, Bill Murray reportedly said, 'nyah nyah nyah nyah.'
A new rumor claims that Dick Grayson will appear in Superman vs. Batman.
The news is making its way around the blogosphere with far more misleading headlines than this one.
Hugh Jackman's producing partner on the X-Men movies is apparently a race-baiting internet troll.
WB has sold a Constantine TV show to NBC, as the number of DC Comics television shows continues to grow!
...is a headline we would use seriously if this wasn't just some epic trolling by The Beebs.
First J.J. Abrams, now Cumberbatch! Even Taylor Swift has better luck than Star Trek at keeping a man!
In soviet Russia, rumor start you!
El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.
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