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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

What Does Frank Miller Have to Do With the Superman vs. Batman Movie?!

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.

Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling Rumored for Star Wars Episode 7

Keep your panties on, ladies. It's only a rumor at this stage.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Strange

We're really not making it up this time!!!

Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For Sure

We can definitely tell you that we're pretty sure these rumors are completely true.

Not Exclusive! Major Doctor Strange Plot Details REVEALED!

The Hollywood rumor site Latino-Review.com claims to have plot details for the upcoming Doctor Strange movie!

Will Smith Won't Return for Independence Day Sequel

The actor is too big a name with too high a price tag to appear in the sequel to the popular action film.

Rumor: Colm Feore to Play Vulture in Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Canadian actor is rumored to be playing classic Spider-Man villain The Vulture in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man sequel.

Community Stars Chevy Chase and Gillian Jacobs Reunite for Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Chase and Jacobs join Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, and Adam Scott in the cast of the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Rumor: Dinobots, Galvatron to Appear in Transformers 4

El Presidente serves up a massive scoop of Transformers rumors!