El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
El Presidente has the scoop!
El Presidente has all the details.
The studio allegedly desires the High School Musical actor.
This contradicts a rumor that Fox was planning to cast a female Doctor Doom.
Atchung! Thomas Kretschmann signiert auf für mehrere Filme als Baron Strucker in Avengers 2: Alter von UltronBy El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 3, 2014
El Presidente unleashes a blitzkrieg of scoops on an unsuspecting Hollywood!
The Gotham TV show has it's James Gordon, and it's a cartoon character named Ben McKenzie.
Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!
At least, that's what rumors of a casting call appear to suggest.
Asked for comment, Bill Murray reportedly said, 'nyah nyah nyah nyah.'
A new rumor claims that Dick Grayson will appear in Superman vs. Batman.
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