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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Rumor: Benedict Cumberbatch Ditching Trek for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor: Benedict Cumberbatch Ditching Trek for Star Wars Episode 7?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 3, 2013

First J.J. Abrams, now Cumberbatch! Even Taylor Swift has better luck than Star Trek at keeping a man!

Will Jarvis Be Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

Will Jarvis Be Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 28, 2013

In soviet Russia, rumor start you!

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 24, 2013

The Breaking Bad star will play Lex Luthor in Superman vs. Batman, according to some baseless rumors.

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

El Presidente returns with a leak to end all leaks!

Rumor: Star Wars Pushed Back to December?

Rumor: Star Wars Pushed Back to December?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 20, 2013

Rumors are circulating that Star Wars: Episode 7 will get a December 2015 release instead of May.

Your Weekly Star Wars Rumor Article - Palpatine Edition

Your Weekly Star Wars Rumor Article - Palpatine Edition

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 15, 2013

Ian McDiarmid will appear as a space ghost and maybe he has an apprentice!

Christian Bale Reportedly Offered $100 Billion Dollars, Island Nation and Space Station to Reprise Batman Role

Christian Bale Reportedly Offered $100 Billion Dollars, Island Nation and Space Station to Reprise Batman Role

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 10, 2013

El Presidente reports on the latest batch of incredulous Christian Bale Batman rumors.

Bat!@#$ Crazy Batman Casting Rumors - Brolin, Butler, Caviezel!

Bat!@#$ Crazy Batman Casting Rumors - Brolin, Butler, Caviezel!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 2, 2013

Rumor sites are churning out Superman vs. Batman casting rumors like nuts! Frank Miller! Josh Brolin! Gerard Butler! JGL in a fake beard!

What Does Frank Miller Have to Do With the Superman vs. Batman Movie?!

What Does Frank Miller Have to Do With the Superman vs. Batman Movie?!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 1, 2013

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.

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