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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Actually Rumored to Play Doctor Strange

We're really not making it up this time!!!

Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For Sure

We can definitely tell you that we're pretty sure these rumors are completely true.

Not Exclusive! Major Doctor Strange Plot Details REVEALED!

The Hollywood rumor site Latino-Review.com claims to have plot details for the upcoming Doctor Strange movie!

Will Smith Won't Return for Independence Day Sequel

The actor is too big a name with too high a price tag to appear in the sequel to the popular action film.

Rumor: Colm Feore to Play Vulture in Amazing Spider-Man 2

The Canadian actor is rumored to be playing classic Spider-Man villain The Vulture in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man sequel.

Community Stars Chevy Chase and Gillian Jacobs Reunite for Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Chase and Jacobs join Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, and Adam Scott in the cast of the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Rumor: Dinobots, Galvatron to Appear in Transformers 4

El Presidente serves up a massive scoop of Transformers rumors!

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Is Ronan the as yet unannounced villain Lee Pace will be playing? El Presidente says: "si!"

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor has it Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in talks to play an unknown character in Disney's Star Wars Episode 7.