El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
First J.J. Abrams, now Cumberbatch! Even Taylor Swift has better luck than Star Trek at keeping a man!
In soviet Russia, rumor start you!
El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.
The Breaking Bad star will play Lex Luthor in Superman vs. Batman, according to some baseless rumors.
El Presidente returns with a leak to end all leaks!
Rumors are circulating that Star Wars: Episode 7 will get a December 2015 release instead of May.
Ian McDiarmid will appear as a space ghost and maybe he has an apprentice!
Christian Bale Reportedly Offered $100 Billion Dollars, Island Nation and Space Station to Reprise Batman RoleBy El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 10, 2013
El Presidente reports on the latest batch of incredulous Christian Bale Batman rumors.
Rumor sites are churning out Superman vs. Batman casting rumors like nuts! Frank Miller! Josh Brolin! Gerard Butler! JGL in a fake beard!
What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.
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