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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

X-Men Producer Embroiled In Bizarre Racism Scandal

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on October 15, 2013

Hugh Jackman's producing partner on the X-Men movies is apparently a race-baiting internet troll.

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

Will Joseph Gordon-Levitt Star in David Goyer's Constantine TV Show on NBC?!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 27, 2013

WB has sold a Constantine TV show to NBC, as the number of DC Comics television shows continues to grow!

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 14, 2013

...is a headline we would use seriously if this wasn't just some epic trolling by The Beebs.

Rumor: Benedict Cumberbatch Ditching Trek for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor: Benedict Cumberbatch Ditching Trek for Star Wars Episode 7?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 3, 2013

First J.J. Abrams, now Cumberbatch! Even Taylor Swift has better luck than Star Trek at keeping a man!

Will Jarvis Be Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

Will Jarvis Be Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 28, 2013

In soviet Russia, rumor start you!

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 24, 2013

The Breaking Bad star will play Lex Luthor in Superman vs. Batman, according to some baseless rumors.

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

Rumor: Bradley Manning to Play Rocket Raccoon?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 22, 2013

El Presidente returns with a leak to end all leaks!

Rumor: Star Wars Pushed Back to December?

Rumor: Star Wars Pushed Back to December?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 20, 2013

Rumors are circulating that Star Wars: Episode 7 will get a December 2015 release instead of May.

Your Weekly Star Wars Rumor Article - Palpatine Edition

Your Weekly Star Wars Rumor Article - Palpatine Edition

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 15, 2013

Ian McDiarmid will appear as a space ghost and maybe he has an apprentice!

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