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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Constantine to Headline Del Toro's Justice League Dark Movie

The family friendly star of DC's popular Constinatine comic book will be the main character in the upcoming film by Guillermo Del Toro.

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!

El Presidente Scores Ant-Man Test Footage (for Real!)

El Presidente has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ant-Man footage.

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.

Fox Nabs Batman to Play Moses

El Presidente has all your details.

Scoop! Batista to Play Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy

The former Cuban dictator will play the alien warrior in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Iron Man 3 Has a Man-Thing Connection

El Presidente breaks some exciting Iron Man 3 news.

Sixth Gun Lead Cast!

The Sixth Gun has a male lead!