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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Jurassic Park 4 May Be On Hold or Even Canceled

Ominous tweets from the Jurassic Park camp may indicate the movie has met a premature end.

Scoop! Marvel Considers Short List of Actors for Black Panther Movie!

Idris Elba, the Old Spice guy, Howard Mackie, Terence Howard, and Zoe Saldana are among the candidates! UPDATE: And Chadwick Boseman!

Lily James is Disney's Cinderella

The Downton Abbey star will play Cinderella in the upcoming live action remake from Disney.

CubanoReview: Agent Coulson's Return Revealed, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hairy Iron Man Situation (Spoilers)

Did Marvel choose the most boring way possible to bring Agent Coulson back from the dead? Rumors say YES!

Fede Alavarez and Rodo Sayagues to Make Doctor Strange Movie for Marvel?

It is rumored that the Evil Dead director and writer are rumored to be working on a rumored Marvel project which is rumored to be Doctor Strange!

Kellan Lutz is a Very Sexy Hercules in Hercules 3D

No, he didn't post a Cragislist add advertising that he speaks Greek! He's been cast as the mythic hero in Hercules 3D!

Constantine to Headline Del Toro's Justice League Dark Movie

The family friendly star of DC's popular Constinatine comic book will be the main character in the upcoming film by Guillermo Del Toro.

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!