El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
Christian Bale Reportedly Offered $100 Billion Dollars, Island Nation and Space Station to Reprise Batman RoleBy El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 10, 2013
El Presidente reports on the latest batch of incredulous Christian Bale Batman rumors.
Rumor sites are churning out Superman vs. Batman casting rumors like nuts! Frank Miller! Josh Brolin! Gerard Butler! JGL in a fake beard!
What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman.
Keep your panties on, ladies. It's only a rumor at this stage.
We're really not making it up this time!!!
We can definitely tell you that we're pretty sure these rumors are completely true.
The Hollywood rumor site Latino-Review.com claims to have plot details for the upcoming Doctor Strange movie!
The actor is too big a name with too high a price tag to appear in the sequel to the popular action film.
The Canadian actor is rumored to be playing classic Spider-Man villain The Vulture in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man sequel.
Chase and Jacobs join Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, and Adam Scott in the cast of the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.
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