El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
El Presidente serves up a massive scoop of Transformers rumors!
Is Ronan the as yet unannounced villain Lee Pace will be playing? El Presidente says: "si!"
Rumor has it Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in talks to play an unknown character in Disney's Star Wars Episode 7.
The nonexistent movie will reportedly begin filming in early 2014 with Henry Cavill as Superman.
A new rumor suggests that Hawkeye may be recast in the Marvel Movieverse.
Ominous tweets from the Jurassic Park camp may indicate the movie has met a premature end.
Idris Elba, the Old Spice guy, Howard Mackie, Terence Howard, and Zoe Saldana are among the candidates! UPDATE: And Chadwick Boseman!
The Downton Abbey star will play Cinderella in the upcoming live action remake from Disney.
CubanoReview: Agent Coulson's Return Revealed, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hairy Iron Man Situation (Spoilers)By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 26, 2013
Did Marvel choose the most boring way possible to bring Agent Coulson back from the dead? Rumors say YES!
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