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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Lily James is Disney's Cinderella

Lily James is Disney's Cinderella

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 30, 2013

The Downton Abbey star will play Cinderella in the upcoming live action remake from Disney.

CubanoReview: Agent Coulson's Return Revealed, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hairy Iron Man Situation (Spoilers)

CubanoReview: Agent Coulson's Return Revealed, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hairy Iron Man Situation (Spoilers)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 26, 2013

Did Marvel choose the most boring way possible to bring Agent Coulson back from the dead? Rumors say YES!

Fede Alavarez and Rodo Sayagues to Make Doctor Strange Movie for Marvel?

Fede Alavarez and Rodo Sayagues to Make Doctor Strange Movie for Marvel?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 9, 2013

It is rumored that the Evil Dead director and writer are rumored to be working on a rumored Marvel project which is rumored to be Doctor Strange!

Kellan Lutz is a Very Sexy Hercules in Hercules 3D

Kellan Lutz is a Very Sexy Hercules in Hercules 3D

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 5, 2013

No, he didn't post a Cragislist add advertising that he speaks Greek! He's been cast as the mythic hero in Hercules 3D!

Constantine to Headline Del Toro's Justice League Dark Movie

Constantine to Headline Del Toro's Justice League Dark Movie

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 30, 2013

The family friendly star of DC's popular Constinatine comic book will be the main character in the upcoming film by Guillermo Del Toro.

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 27, 2013

The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 20, 2013

The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!

El Presidente Scores Ant-Man Test Footage (for Real!)

El Presidente Scores Ant-Man Test Footage (for Real!)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 20, 2013

El Presidente has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ant-Man footage.

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 18, 2013

The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.

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