El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
The Downton Abbey star will play Cinderella in the upcoming live action remake from Disney.
CubanoReview: Agent Coulson's Return Revealed, Gwyneth Paltrow's Hairy Iron Man Situation (Spoilers)By El Presidente in News with Benefits on April 26, 2013
Did Marvel choose the most boring way possible to bring Agent Coulson back from the dead? Rumors say YES!
It is rumored that the Evil Dead director and writer are rumored to be working on a rumored Marvel project which is rumored to be Doctor Strange!
No, he didn't post a Cragislist add advertising that he speaks Greek! He's been cast as the mythic hero in Hercules 3D!
The family friendly star of DC's popular Constinatine comic book will be the main character in the upcoming film by Guillermo Del Toro.
The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.
The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.
The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!
El Presidente has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ant-Man footage.
The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.
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