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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 


Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

Judy Greer is Poor Casting Choice for Planet of the Apes Cornelia

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 28, 2013

The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

Outhouse First Website to Suggest Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Secret Service Cast

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 27, 2013

The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

Disney Signs David Lowery to Direct Star Wars Spinoff

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 20, 2013

The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!

El Presidente Scores Ant-Man Test Footage (for Real!)

El Presidente Scores Ant-Man Test Footage (for Real!)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 20, 2013

El Presidente has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ant-Man footage.

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

Will Iron Man 3 Go Nova?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 18, 2013

The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.

Fox Nabs Batman to Play Moses

Fox Nabs Batman to Play Moses

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 15, 2013

El Presidente has all your details.

Scoop! Batista to Play Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy

Scoop! Batista to Play Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 14, 2013

The former Cuban dictator will play the alien warrior in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Iron Man 3 Has a Man-Thing Connection

Iron Man 3 Has a Man-Thing Connection

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 13, 2013

El Presidente breaks some exciting Iron Man 3 news.

Sixth Gun Lead Cast!

Sixth Gun Lead Cast!

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 13, 2013

The Sixth Gun has a male lead!

Movie Rumors: Lindelhof Won't Spoil Star Trek: Into Darkness, Nightcrawler Will Return in X-Men: Days of Future Past

Movie Rumors: Lindelhof Won't Spoil Star Trek: Into Darkness, Nightcrawler Will Return in X-Men: Days of Future Past

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 12, 2013

More industry credited trade scoops from the hottest latino-themed Hollywood gossip column on the web, CubanoReview!

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