El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.
The actress is clearly not simian, leading to cries of "humanwashing" in the hyper-sensitive geek community.
The Outhouse scoops the rest of the comics media by speculating on whether or not JGL will play the lead roll in the just-scheduled adaptation of Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons' Secret Service.
The new movie will integrate dragons into the Star Wars universe with Sundance star David Lowery at the helm!
El Presidente has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ant-Man footage.
The answer is probably not, but we'll let El Presidente fill you in.
El Presidente has all your details.
The former Cuban dictator will play the alien warrior in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
El Presidente breaks some exciting Iron Man 3 news.
The Sixth Gun has a male lead!
Movie Rumors: Lindelhof Won't Spoil Star Trek: Into Darkness, Nightcrawler Will Return in X-Men: Days of Future PastBy El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 12, 2013
More industry credited trade scoops from the hottest latino-themed Hollywood gossip column on the web, CubanoReview!
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