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El Presidente

El Presidente gave up his position as President and Prime Minister of Cuba, as well as First Secretary of Cuba's Communist Party, in 2008 in order to concentrate on his true love: Hollywood gossip reporting. Forming the rumor website Cubano Review, El Presidente built a name for himself based on over THREE DOZEN industry credited trade scoops. Unfortunately, capitalist American trade embargoes have rendered CubanoReview.com unreachable from within the United States, forcing El Presidente to syndicate his articles to The Outhouse, which flies under the radar of the American oligarchy thanks to most leaders assuming it is a scat porn site, which, to be fair, is basically true.

 

Movie Scoops....IN SPACE!!!!

Resident movie scooper El Presidente delivers some shocking news about space movies.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Late to Sin City 2 Filming, Blames Internet

JGL cited internet rumors as the source of confusion, causing him to forget which movies he's actually been cast in.

Latino Review Berates Joss Whedon for Debunking Planet Hulk Rumor

The rumor site stated that Hollywood keeps score, and that Whedon's score was 1.