Saturday, December 20, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."

Stoneman

Stoneman is the Chief of Standards and Practices for The Outhouse, and the biggest proponent of eliminating The Outhouse's snarky news initiative and returning journalistic integrity and corporate favor to the site. Stoneman abhors the shock blog antics of internet comics bad boys ThanosCopter, Jude Terror, GHERU, El Presidente, and Frankenstein: Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E., and doesn't really care for the less snarky reporters either, to be honest. Stoneman uses his position to keep the Outhouse writers in check and advance the objectives of the public relations departments of major comic book publishers.

 


'Star Wars Episode VII' Close to Casting Its Male Lead

'Star Wars Episode VII' Close to Casting Its Male Lead

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on March 13, 2014

Five actors on the short list for the lead in Episode VII.

Here's What Fox's Gotham is Really About

Here's What Fox's Gotham is Really About

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on March 12, 2014

The network dispels rumors that Gotham is a teen drama by releasing an official synopsis.

Trailer for 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For'

Trailer for 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For'

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on March 6, 2014

Official Trailer for sequel to Sin City.

The Latest TV Spot for 'Captain America: Winter Soldier'

The Latest TV Spot for 'Captain America: Winter Soldier'

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on March 4, 2014

New footage in the latest trailer for Captain America 2.

Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer Hits Web; Developed by Rocksteady; Batmobile Drivable

Batman: Arkham Knight Trailer Hits Web; Developed by Rocksteady; Batmobile Drivable

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on March 4, 2014

With Jeremy Shane indisposed, Stoneman brings you in depth coverage of the reveal of Batman: Arkham Knight!

New Extended International TV Spot for 'Amazing Spider-Man 2'

New Extended International TV Spot for 'Amazing Spider-Man 2'

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on February 26, 2014

A new trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man sequel that may have a new moment or two to offer you.

Meet the 'Guardians of the Galaxy': New Poster & Videos

Meet the 'Guardians of the Galaxy': New Poster & Videos

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on February 20, 2014

Poster and intro videos for your Guardians released today from Marvel.

Official Green Goblin Photo From 'Amazing Spider-Man 2'

Official Green Goblin Photo From 'Amazing Spider-Man 2'

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on February 20, 2014

Your first official & clear look at Dane DeHaan as Green Goblin.

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Trailer

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Trailer

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on February 19, 2014

It's finally here -- the first official trailer for 'Guardians of the Galaxy.'

Open Discussion: No Richard Rider in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Open Discussion: No Richard Rider in Guardians of the Galaxy?

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on July 26, 2013

Join the raging debate over original Nova Richard Rider's rumored lack of presence in Guardians of the Galaxy and the merits of his replacement, Sam Alexander!

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