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Stoneman

Stoneman is the Chief of Standards and Practices for The Outhouse, and the biggest proponent of eliminating The Outhouse's snarky news initiative and returning journalistic integrity and corporate favor to the site. Stoneman abhors the shock blog antics of internet comics bad boys ThanosCopter, Jude Terror, GHERU, El Presidente, and Frankenstein: Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E., and doesn't really care for the less snarky reporters either, to be honest. Stoneman uses his position to keep the Outhouse writers in check and advance the objectives of the public relations departments of major comic book publishers.

 


Valiant Anoints Alejandro Arbona Associate Editor

Valiant Anoints Alejandro Arbona Associate Editor

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on July 9, 2013

The company cited "an extremely alliterative name" as the chief reason for the promotion.

Trevor Hairsine is Valiant Exclusive

Trevor Hairsine is Valiant Exclusive

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on July 2, 2013

The superstar artist signed an exclusive contract with the Flying V!

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on June 26, 2013

Dogs pictured in promotional photographs for PetSmart wear Marvel and DC comics t-shirts backwards.

Valiant Entertainment Announces Signature Series of Covers

Valiant Entertainment Announces Signature Series of Covers

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on June 18, 2013

The Flying V will release one Signature Series cover per month by an artist who helped forge the Valiant Universe!

Tony Daniel Quits Twitter After Gender Politics Argument

Tony Daniel Quits Twitter After Gender Politics Argument

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on June 8, 2013

After allegedly getting into a brief exchange about the inherent misogyny in the term "friend zone," Tony Daniel appears to have deleted his Twitter account.

The Summer of Valiant Heats Up Comic Con

The Summer of Valiant Heats Up Comic Con

By Stoneman in News with Benefits on June 6, 2013

Stoneman covers for Royal Nonesuch on the Valiant news front.

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