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Jeffrey Kromer

Jeff Kromer was born in the year of our Lord 1980. The son of a boxcar tramp and Miss Nebraska 3rd Runner Up 1974 he distinguished himself early in life as “one of those guys who’s really good at carnival games”. After a failed bid for Sooner County Indiana FFA President he went into seclusion for 9 years. He emerged post NuHostess and began writing comic book reviews. He is a sousaphone enthusiast.


Fear Leads to Anger and Anger leads to Poor Characterization: A Star Wars #17 Review

Fear Leads to Anger and Anger leads to Poor Characterization: A Star Wars #17 Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on May 15, 2014

Star Wars #17: a book that made me long for the sizzling tensions of Phantom Menace trade negotiations.

Ryan Kelly's Funrama #3 Cactus Man Review

Ryan Kelly's Funrama #3 Cactus Man Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on April 10, 2014

Disney Junior has a show called Sheriff Callie's Wild West. In it one of Sheriff Callie's friends is a cactus named Toby. This is something else entirely.

Magnus: Robot Fighter #1 Review SPOILER -- He fights a robot!

Magnus: Robot Fighter #1 Review SPOILER -- He fights a robot!

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on March 14, 2014

Yeah, I went with the Liefeld variant cover. Deal with it.

Advance Review: Starlight #1 by Mark Millar and Goran Parlov

Advance Review: Starlight #1 by Mark Millar and Goran Parlov

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on March 4, 2014

For legal reasons I'm unable to say who Starlight's hero is an homage to. But it rhymes with Smash Borden. You get it? Huh? Yeah, you get it.

No Tombs were harmed in the writng of this Tomb Raider #1 Review

No Tombs were harmed in the writng of this Tomb Raider #1 Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on February 26, 2014

When you click through to the review the image crop is pretty creepy. Shame on you image cropper. Shame on you.

Overland Adventures in an Undersea World: An Undertow #1 Review

Overland Adventures in an Undersea World: An Undertow #1 Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on February 21, 2014

Political intrigue and adventure among Atlantean rebels.

In response to Guardians of the Galaxy trailer Sony Releases the Entirety of Amazing Spider-Man 2 This Afternoon on MTV

In response to Guardians of the Galaxy trailer Sony Releases the Entirety of Amazing Spider-Man 2 This Afternoon on MTV

By Jeffrey Kromer in News with Benefits on February 20, 2014

The Outhouse's Sony Pictures The Amazing Spider-Man 2's beat writer Jeff Kromer reports from the press conference.

The Mercenary Sea #1 Review

The Mercenary Sea #1 Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on February 12, 2014

A stolen submarine. A ragtag crew. A mysterious island. How bad could this be? Awful.

Vampires? Again? A Bad Blood #1 Review

Vampires? Again? A Bad Blood #1 Review

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on January 6, 2014

Is there an upside to cancer? Maybe? Vampires sure don't like it. Never seen one run a 5k though. Am I a horrible person?

Stack Month Part 4 (TPB Reviews)

Stack Month Part 4 (TPB Reviews)

By Jeffrey Kromer in Reviews on December 20, 2013

It's still 2013 right?

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