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CajunBean

He was born in the swamps of Louisiana, where he spent his days punching gators in the crotch and funneling gumbo til his eyes bled. Then one day, a powerful foreign entity dragged him across several state lines, and tethered him to the Colorado Rockies, where he lives in perpetual fear of freezing to death and there is nary a gator crotch in sight for punching. Now he hides inside, dreading snow flurries, and hammering away reviews and non-nonsensical ramblings for the outhouse overlords (cuz apparently someone saw fit to lord over outhouses). 


Vox - CajunBean tries to be cultured - A review

Vox - CajunBean tries to be cultured - A review

By CajunBean in Reviews on January 22, 2015

Bright colors, gorgeous women, bombs, guitars! An art book is reviewed, because DEEP DEEP down, the outhousers are cultured souls. Like REALLLLLLY deep down.

Shedding? Molting? Murder?! Tooth and Claw #3 Review

Shedding? Molting? Murder?! Tooth and Claw #3 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on January 22, 2015

Ya ever wanted to see adorable furballs and cute hooting owls, plot, murder, and generally be a bunch of assholes to each other? Now's your chance!

Love: the Tiger - A review of tragic beauty

Love: the Tiger - A review of tragic beauty

By CajunBean in Reviews on January 13, 2015

Love: the Tiger is a deep and visceral tale. It is both brief and vast, beautiful and disturbing, and quite worth your time.

The Outhouse Goes Thrifty! A Black Friday Compilation!

The Outhouse Goes Thrifty! A Black Friday Compilation!

By CajunBean in Features on November 27, 2014

CajunBean goes dumpster diving for you, as he digs up some comic nerdy Black Friday Cyber Monday deals for you folks!

Little Green Men - Goblins! Review

Little Green Men - Goblins! Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 19, 2014

Dynamite gives us an anthology filled with tiny green men. In a volume that collects violence, stupidity, and basically a ton of lies, the Goblins are here!

Zombie Highway - A Kickstarter Review

Zombie Highway - A Kickstarter Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 4, 2014

Another indie work of love, as zombies, cars, and Cthulhus tear the world to shreds in this chaotic, comedic, ride. Yeah that sentence was a mouthful!

Madness in the Air - Sundowners #3 Review

Madness in the Air - Sundowners #3 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 30, 2014

Tim Seeley and Jim Terry bring out the crazy, as this perfectly Halloween friendly story continues.

Nickels and Dimes - Oni Humble Bundle is Afoot!

Nickels and Dimes - Oni Humble Bundle is Afoot!

By CajunBean in News with Benefits on October 3, 2014

More money to charity! More comic books! More exclamatory sentences!

The Manhattan Projects - Holy Crap my Brain... (Review)

The Manhattan Projects - Holy Crap my Brain... (Review)

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 30, 2014

Jonathon Hickman and Nick Pitarra recreate the story of the atomic era... and somehow manage to make it way scarier. And perverted? With a hint of cannibalism! And Xenophobia!?

Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 17, 2014

What happens when the Flash is hunting you, the Human Torch wants to BBQ you, and Cupid turns out to be a homicidal psychopath? A perverted version of The Running Man... and its Gail Simone and Jim Calafiore's fault.

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