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CajunBean

He was born in the swamps of Louisiana, where he spent his days punching gators in the crotch and funneling gumbo til his eyes bled. Then one day, a powerful foreign entity dragged him across several state lines, and tethered him to the Colorado Rockies, where he lives in perpetual fear of freezing to death and there is nary a gator crotch in sight for punching. Now he hides inside, dreading snow flurries, and hammering away reviews and non-nonsensical ramblings for the outhouse overlords (cuz apparently someone saw fit to lord over outhouses). 


Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

Superman Dun Gone Crazy! - Leaving Megalopolis Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 17, 2014

What happens when the Flash is hunting you, the Human Torch wants to BBQ you, and Cupid turns out to be a homicidal psychopath? A perverted version of The Running Man... and its Gail Simone and Jim Calafiore's fault.

Humble Bundle - The Valiant Edition

Humble Bundle - The Valiant Edition

By CajunBean in News with Benefits on September 17, 2014

Humble Bundle... trying to bankrupt us pennies at a time... while raising money for charity. And then they have THE NERVE to provide tons of great comic books to us in exchange for our charitable contributions. I say we flog em! Or donate to charity for neat stuff, that is an option I suppose.

Prometheus Review 9000

Prometheus Review 9000

By CajunBean in Reviews on September 10, 2014

The movie continues, as someone finally addresses how stupid, bald, mute, alien guys are actually connected to creepy giant, alien, cockroaches! Well, sort of.

Four Horseman of The Apocalypse Review

Four Horseman of The Apocalypse Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on August 15, 2014

We wanted to put something snarky in the headline... but with a title that long, ain't happening. Inside, boobs, blood, and excessive eviscerations!

Infestation Review! Punching Zombies and Fisting Cthulhus!

Infestation Review! Punching Zombies and Fisting Cthulhus!

By CajunBean in Reviews on July 31, 2014

Zombies, and ninjas, and tentacles, oh my!

What in hell...? A Wonton Soup Review

What in hell...? A Wonton Soup Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on July 2, 2014

James Stokoe goes full crazy on us... and it is kind of nice.

Skin Colored Camouflage - Turok #5 Review

Skin Colored Camouflage - Turok #5 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on June 19, 2014

Bows, Babes, and Big Ol' Dinosaurs?! How can this not be awesome? This issue somehow found a way.

Dystopian Samurai - Rai #2 Review

Dystopian Samurai - Rai #2 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on June 3, 2014

Blade Runner meets Bushido code in this Detective NoirSamurai tale.

Terminator best watch his back! Magnus Robot Fighter #3 Review

Terminator best watch his back! Magnus Robot Fighter #3 Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on May 21, 2014

Robot punchings for everyone! Plus a cameo by the Dude!

Oh, Hell Yes! - Judge Dredd Classics Review

Oh, Hell Yes! - Judge Dredd Classics Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on May 1, 2014

Judge Dredd melts faces and punches everything in the face for freedom! A blazing tale of amazing quality.

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