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CajunBean

He was born in the swamps of Louisiana, where he spent his days punching gators in the crotch and funneling gumbo til his eyes bled. Then one day, a powerful foreign entity dragged him across several state lines, and tethered him to the Colorado Rockies, where he lives in perpetual fear of freezing to death and there is nary a gator crotch in sight for punching. Now he hides inside, dreading snow flurries, and hammering away reviews and non-nonsensical ramblings for the outhouse overlords (cuz apparently someone saw fit to lord over outhouses). 


Grendel - The End of an Empire

Grendel - The End of an Empire

By Dan Redondo in Reviews on December 6, 2013

The end of the road, as Wagner wraps up his long running Grendel mythos!

Mars Attacks: They Sure Hate Whales

Mars Attacks: They Sure Hate Whales

By Dan Redondo in Reviews on November 19, 2013

The little green men are back, and they sure hate literature... and Christmas... and puppies. Damn, these guys are jerks!

Mars Attacks Dredd: Clearly They Have Been Drinking

Mars Attacks Dredd: Clearly They Have Been Drinking

By Dan Redondo in Reviews on November 19, 2013

Little Green Men step into the ring with Sci-Fi's crochetiest lawman. Let the bodies his the flooooooooooor!

The Alex Ross Time Machine: Terminator - Burning Earth Review

The Alex Ross Time Machine: Terminator - Burning Earth Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 12, 2013

Get to da choppa!

Hellboy's Midnight Jamboree!

Hellboy's Midnight Jamboree!

By CajunBean in Webcomics on November 6, 2013

Hellboy... a being from the depths of hell, and still clowns can scare the shit out of em!

Crow : The Nostalgiang!

Crow : The Nostalgiang!

By CajunBean in Reviews on November 5, 2013

The Crow is a bird prone to long poetic rants apparently.

Please America! Judge Dredd Year One Review

Please America! Judge Dredd Year One Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 28, 2013

Judge Dredd would kick a puppy for littering. What happens when a city is flooded with adolescent arsonists?

Tooth and Claw: Vitriol Review

Tooth and Claw: Vitriol Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 25, 2013

Vampires, Werewolves, and Mad Scientists, oh my!

Bondage and Beatdowns: Memory Collector's Review

Bondage and Beatdowns: Memory Collector's Review

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 21, 2013

Metron3 loves him some leather.

King Conan Volume 6 - A Death in Stygia - Conan Battles Bureaucracy!

King Conan Volume 6 - A Death in Stygia - Conan Battles Bureaucracy!

By CajunBean in Reviews on October 15, 2013

King Conan just wants to bludgeon a bear, but he has to file all these bloody forms first!

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