Monday, December 22, 2014 • Evening Edition • "Resistance is futile."

Wildcard

Dustin prefers to go by the name of Wildcard, and he wont tell you his last name because then he would have to kill you. Or mostly because it's unpronounceable to most people. His love of comics formed during the 90's when Superman was dying and Batman was broken. Years later when touring with a band around 2008 the only thing he had to do was read extensive amounts of comics and catch up on all the missed years of stories, therefore the wealth of knowledge in his head is insurmountable by anyones standards. He considers himself extremely opinionated when it comes to comic books or any form of media, which has always caused arguments and butt hurt a plenty due to his outspoken opinions on such things. In his spare time he writes some comics he hopes to get published one day and is a graphic designer. He sometimes wishes Nicolas Cage was his real father. Hail Sagan. Follow Wildcard on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr.

“Your head's like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and devil there ever was. Big enough to hold the weight of oceans and the turning stars. Whole universes fit in there! But what do we choose to keep in this miraculous cabinet? Little broken things, sad trinkets that we play with over and over. The world turns our key and we play the same little tune again and again and we think that tune's all we are.”

― Grant Morrison 


Brain Boy #2 - Seriously, don't call him Brain Boy

Brain Boy #2 - Seriously, don't call him Brain Boy

By Wildcard in Reviews on October 23, 2013

You aren't actually reading these words. they are a figment of your imagination we are letting you see.

Manhattan Projects #15: Being Joseph Oppenheimer

Manhattan Projects #15: Being Joseph Oppenheimer

By Wildcard in Reviews on October 12, 2013

Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer. Hmmmmmmm.

Theremin #3: Everything breaks

Theremin #3: Everything breaks

By Wildcard in Reviews on October 12, 2013

A Theremin would be a great soundtrack to accompany this comic.

Memory Collectors#1: A Premise Without a Story, Also Boobs

Memory Collectors#1: A Premise Without a Story, Also Boobs

By Wildcard in Reviews on October 12, 2013

I wish someone would collect the memories of me reading this from my brain.

Robocop: Last Stand #3 - It's time to let the nostalgia die

Robocop: Last Stand #3 - It's time to let the nostalgia die

By Wildcard in Reviews on October 7, 2013

Dead or alive you'll wish you didn't read this comic.

Clive Barker's Next Testament #4 - The Sequel to the Bible

Clive Barker's Next Testament #4 - The Sequel to the Bible

By Wildcard in Reviews on September 30, 2013

Just like the bible, this story is made up too.

Review: Great Pacific #10

Review: Great Pacific #10

By Wildcard in Reviews on September 19, 2013

Politics and garbage, they both stink.

Advance Review: The Darkness #115

Advance Review: The Darkness #115

By Wildcard in Reviews on September 18, 2013

The darkness will make sex with your corpse long time.

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