Friday, September 30, 2016 • Midnight Edition • "This is not rocket science, people. Get a grip."

Tim Midura

Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

CBR Accidentally Sees 'Finding Dory' Instead Of 'Suicide Squad'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 2, 2016

It explains the verbal fellatio Valnet Inc. Presents Comic Book Resources gave it.

50 Cent To Get In On The Superhero Trend

50 Cent To Get In On The Superhero Trend

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

He plans to get rich off superheroes or die tryin'. Or at the least declare bankruptcy again.

Marvel Retitles Two Avengers Films To 'Avengers: Infinity War' And 'Untitled Avengers'

Marvel Retitles Two Avengers Films To 'Avengers: Infinity War' And 'Untitled Avengers'

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 1, 2016

Marvel is all about those adjectives.

Eating The Rich In Glitterbomb: An Interview With Jim Zub

Eating The Rich In Glitterbomb: An Interview With Jim Zub

By Tim Midura in Features on August 1, 2016

Taking down Hollywood, one bite at a time.

Michael Keaton To Get Pigeon-Holed In Spider-Man: Homecoming

Michael Keaton To Get Pigeon-Holed In Spider-Man: Homecoming

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 27, 2016

More so Vulture-holed, but who's counting.

SDCC: Get Your First Look At The American Gods Trailer

SDCC: Get Your First Look At The American Gods Trailer

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 23, 2016

Kristin Chenoweth also joins the cast.

Slayer To Supplement Lower Record Sales With Comics

Slayer To Supplement Lower Record Sales With Comics

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 18, 2016

Repentless will be published by Dark Horse.

Georgia Representative John Lewis To Lead Pied Piper Style March During SDCC

Georgia Representative John Lewis To Lead Pied Piper Style March During SDCC

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 14, 2016

The Representative from Georgia will be cosplaying as his younger self, as well.

The Lost Boys Will Never Grow Old And Never Die In New Comic Sequel

The Lost Boys Will Never Grow Old And Never Die In New Comic Sequel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 14, 2016

Catch up with everyone's favorite '80s power couple Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

Justin Jordan To Tone Down Trademark Violence In Call Of Duty Zombies

Justin Jordan To Tone Down Trademark Violence In Call Of Duty Zombies

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 11, 2016

Dark Horse continues to corner the market on 12-year-olds who have had sex with my mom.

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