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Elf With a Gun

Elf With a Gun appeared in several Marvel comics of the 70s and 80s, most notably harassing The Defenders and Spider-Man, before being abducted by Steve Gerber for use as a foil against Destroyer Duck. After wandering the wastelands of Forgotten Comic Character Limbo, he hitched a ride on the ThanosCopter and now resides at the Outhouse, bringing his snark, elf hat, pointy shoes, and very big gun to a new generation of comic readers. His Give-A-Fuck quotient is stuck at zero. 


Spartacus Creator Replaces Goddard on Daredevil

Spartacus Creator Replaces Goddard on Daredevil

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on May 25, 2014

Outhouse staffer beats Hoffer and Terror to the punch with the news.

DC Women Kicking Cancer's Ass

DC Women Kicking Cancer's Ass

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on May 20, 2014

A brief elf-editorial on how characters can transcend the medium.

Marvel's Original Sin Crossover Impacted By Latest Round Of Perlmutter Belt Tightening

Marvel's Original Sin Crossover Impacted By Latest Round Of Perlmutter Belt Tightening

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on May 1, 2014

Unable to access Google, writers and editorial staff resort to designing event to answer basic research questions.

COMIC INDUSTRY REACTS TO OUTHOUSERS EDITORIAL MANDATE

COMIC INDUSTRY REACTS TO OUTHOUSERS EDITORIAL MANDATE

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on April 12, 2014

A look at the responses from the industry's leading creators, journalists, and social justice activists twenty-four hours after Outhousers EIC's historic editorial on INVINCIBLE rape scene.

Marvel Reaches Milestone With Deadpool #30!

Marvel Reaches Milestone With Deadpool #30!

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

The long-running comic series is the first Marvel comic to reach thirty consecutively published issues.

SWIPE FILE: THE OUTHOUSERS VS. THE BEAT VS. BLEEDING COOL

SWIPE FILE: THE OUTHOUSERS VS. THE BEAT VS. BLEEDING COOL

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on April 2, 2014

And Arbor Day will never be the same again!

Exclusive: Cullen Bunn Offers Outhousers Exclusive

Exclusive: Cullen Bunn Offers Outhousers Exclusive "No Comment"

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on March 27, 2014

When the long-time Outhousers favorite and writer of the forthcoming Hellbreak says "EXCLUSIVE" he means "EXCLUSIVE"

Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Victim of NSA Interdiction

Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Victim of NSA Interdiction

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on March 21, 2014

Spy agency determined to learn identity of Rich Johnston's sources.

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on March 17, 2014

Spider-Man scribe latest comic creator to be accused of misconduct, after reportedly mauling Rich Johnston.

ALWAYS FIRST: Guessed Editutorial bi Rich Jonstahn

ALWAYS FIRST: Guessed Editutorial bi Rich Jonstahn

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on March 11, 2014

The popular comics gadfly and gossip columnist offers a rebuttal to recent comments made by another popular comics gadfly and gossip columnist.

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