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Jon James

Jon James writes a lot of weird shit his mom isn't allowed to read. To see some of this weird shit, check out his website at jonjameswrites.com. Or, if you want to hear someone else reading it to you, check out his podcast, We Write Weird Shit on iTunes, Youtube, or RSS. He lives in Lansing, Michigan where he constantly changes interests, genres, and media in a frantic search for something he'd rather not think too much about.

Pre-Crossunder Madness: Dirk Gently: The Salmon of Doubt #1

Pre-Crossunder Madness: Dirk Gently: The Salmon of Doubt #1

By Jon James in Reviews on October 19, 2016

Wait, if it's in the past of the series starring Elijah Wood, does that mean we get to see baby Frodo? Come on! It'd be just like The Good Son all over again!

A Snowball in Hell: Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.: 1954: The Black Sun #1

A Snowball in Hell: Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.: 1954: The Black Sun #1

By Jon James in Reviews on September 20, 2016

Ok, actually a demon in Antarctica but inverse transitive property or something, I don't know.

Diverse, Anarchist X-Men: Generation Zero #1

Diverse, Anarchist X-Men: Generation Zero #1

By Jon James in Reviews on August 23, 2016

Are psychic powers the key to finally cleaning up Flint's water? Find out in Issue #2!

#%&@!^-Up Faeries: The Hunt #1

#%&@!^-Up Faeries: The Hunt #1

By Jon James in Reviews on July 19, 2016

More Guillermo Del Toro than J. M. Barrie. Actually, can we please have Del Toro direct an adaptation to this? You know, right after Justice League Dark?

Trans-Dimensional Investigator Seeking Telepathic Cat: Weird Detective #1

Trans-Dimensional Investigator Seeking Telepathic Cat: Weird Detective #1

By Jon James in Reviews on June 15, 2016

It's Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets CSI:NY with a Lovecraftian director.

Deathnote for Big Kids: Sherlock: A Study in Pink #1

Deathnote for Big Kids: Sherlock: A Study in Pink #1

By Jon James in Reviews on June 8, 2016

Benedict Cumberbatch + the BBC + manga = conventions will never be the same.

Don't Stop Here, This Is Bat Country: Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas #1

Don't Stop Here, This Is Bat Country: Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas #1

By Jon James in Reviews on May 24, 2016

Load up the mescaline, lizard people; it's going to be a wild ride!

We Have To Go Deeper: The Twilight Zone: The Shadow #2

We Have To Go Deeper: The Twilight Zone: The Shadow #2

By Jon James in Reviews on May 17, 2016

"A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like 16 walls!" -Deadpool, and also probably the Shadow in issue #3.

What Alien 3 Should Have Been: Aliens: Defiance #1

What Alien 3 Should Have Been: Aliens: Defiance #1

By Jon James in Reviews on April 23, 2016

Aliens: Fueling tokophobia since 1979

Superhero Noir Mindtrip: The Twilight Zone: The Shadow #1

Superhero Noir Mindtrip: The Twilight Zone: The Shadow #1

By Jon James in Reviews on April 18, 2016

Who knows what evil lurks in a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind?

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