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Scary Cleve

All his life, Scary Cleve wanted to write gruesome stories in a grim Scottish castle while sipping whiskey and contemplating his existential angst. Instead, he ended up living in Florida, so he does all this with a tan. He's been a life long fan of comics and plans on writing some. Until that day, he writes and edits about comics over at PopOptiq under the guise of Ben Howard, and he's more than happy to spread his filth to the Outhouse. Other interests include horror movies, heavy metal, and writing screenplays and occasional short stories.

The Mummy 2017: Dark Universe's Launch Is A Stillborn.

The Mummy 2017: Dark Universe's Launch Is A Stillborn.

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on June 16, 2017

Like the Mummy, this movie is deader than dead.

On The Road To Doom: Wayfarer #1 Review

On The Road To Doom: Wayfarer #1 Review

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on May 16, 2017

All stories are about getting from point A to B. It's what happens between that counts.

Haunted Past Reason: Royal City #1

Haunted Past Reason: Royal City #1

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on March 1, 2017

I went walking in a city of gray, streets full of ghosts.

Sellout Promotion: Baroque Pop

Sellout Promotion: Baroque Pop

By Scary Cleve in News with Benefits on February 17, 2017

In the spirit of selling out big, take a look at this shameless promotion and violation of comic journalism ethics.

Dance of the Witches: Robbie Burns Review

Dance of the Witches: Robbie Burns Review

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on February 10, 2017

Double, double toil n' trouble n' poetry n' bosoms.

Annoucement: Morgan's Organs 2

Annoucement: Morgan's Organs 2

By Scary Cleve in News with Benefits on February 5, 2017

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your own head...literally.

Judging By The Cover #2: In Your Own Words

Judging By The Cover #2: In Your Own Words

By Scary Cleve in Features on December 30, 2016

Enough about me, what about you?

BEYOND THE ORDINARY: INTO THOSE CRAZY WOODS

BEYOND THE ORDINARY: INTO THOSE CRAZY WOODS

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on December 30, 2016

Growing up is hard. Add in mythical creatures, and it's extraordinary!

ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL TIME COMICS

ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL TIME COMICS

By Scary Cleve in News with Benefits on December 9, 2016

Fantagraphics' series looks to break new ground by fanfictioning the hell out of the past.

Blood & Gourd: Harvest of Guts!

Blood & Gourd: Harvest of Guts!

By Scary Cleve in Reviews on December 6, 2016

You've already seen what happens when tomatoes go homicidal. Now, make room for the pumpkins!

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