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Jacob Sailor

Jacob Sailor? More like Jacob Seamen, amirite? Anyway... Jacob Sailor is the author of She Sees Metaphors (written as Bryce David Salazar) and co-host of the podcast We Write Weird Shit. You can find out more about him at www.BryceDavidSalazar.com.


Call Me Snake, Er, Jack: Big Trouble In Little China/ Escape From New York #1

Call Me Snake, Er, Jack: Big Trouble In Little China/ Escape From New York #1

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on October 5, 2016

Needs more R. J. MacReady.

Dropping Like Colonial Marines: Aliens Life and Death #1

Dropping Like Colonial Marines: Aliens Life and Death #1

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on September 22, 2016

In a world of xenomorphs, here is yet another reason to avoid space travel and serving your country.

Bret Easton Ellis's The One: The Forevers #1

Bret Easton Ellis's The One: The Forevers #1

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on September 15, 2016

A bit black magic to go with that Less Than Zero nihilism we all know and love.

This Could Get Depressing: Chew #57

This Could Get Depressing: Chew #57

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on August 25, 2016

Chew inches one step closer to its conclusion and sad days may be upon us.

It's So Meta: Faith #2

It's So Meta: Faith #2

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on August 23, 2016

Last month was all about Faith. This month is all about her very own Lex Luthor.

This Was Scary Once

This Was Scary Once "Haunted Horror #23"

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on August 21, 2016

It's classic and fun. But the scares don't stand the test of time.

Genius Steampunk Detective: Mycroft Holmes and The Apocalypse Handbook

Genius Steampunk Detective: Mycroft Holmes and The Apocalypse Handbook

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on August 3, 2016

This isn't Mycroft, but he might be Your-croft.

And You Thought Your Family Was Weird: The October Faction #18

And You Thought Your Family Was Weird: The October Faction #18

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on July 29, 2016

A supernatural family hunts the supernatural, and that ain't the weirdest thing about them.

It's Just Not The Same: Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas Issue #3

It's Just Not The Same: Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas Issue #3

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on July 27, 2016

It's not great. But it's Hunter S. Thompson, so it's not bad either.

Lend Me Your Ear: Chew #56

Lend Me Your Ear: Chew #56

By Jacob Sailor in Reviews on July 19, 2016

It's the beginning of the end, and all of Chew's plot lines are starting collect into one last arc.

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