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Tess Harlowe

After years working as a field reporter for SNN, Tess Harlowe brings his field expertise to The Outhouse. His time spent covering the Youngbloods has trained him to cover the latest breaking story; while his time spent waiting for Youngbloods to be drawn has allowed him to take up knitting so that he can pass the time.

People Who Made Aquaman Movie are Impressed by Aquaman Movie

People Who Made Aquaman Movie are Impressed by Aquaman Movie

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on June 13, 2018

And you know these executives who applauded Batman vs Superman have good taste in films.

Mark Millar, Netflix Inflate Magic Order's Sales Numbers With Bulk Deal

Mark Millar, Netflix Inflate Magic Order's Sales Numbers With Bulk Deal

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on June 11, 2018

While some are quick to praise Netflix's foray into comics as a success, a closer examination reveals a familiar sales boost tactic.

Defamation Lawyer is Sure Comics Troll Will Call Any Day Now

Defamation Lawyer is Sure Comics Troll Will Call Any Day Now

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on June 4, 2018

There's one born every day, and there's one tweeting every 30 seconds.

Dan Didio holds Company Meeting, Asks Attendees to Look Under Their Seats

Dan Didio holds Company Meeting, Asks Attendees to Look Under Their Seats

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 8, 2018

Attendees are said to have left crying tears of joy.

Flashpoint Taps John Francis Daley and Johnathan Goldstein as Next Directors to Exit Film

Flashpoint Taps John Francis Daley and Johnathan Goldstein as Next Directors to Exit Film

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 5, 2018

As long rumored, the writers of 2016's Vacation will serve as directors for, presumably, a few months.

SCOOP: Valiant Removes Dinesh Shamdasani as Chief Creative Officer and CEO

SCOOP: Valiant Removes Dinesh Shamdasani as Chief Creative Officer and CEO

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on November 20, 2017

Despite the growth and acclaim of Valiant Comics, the nerd boss himself will no longer be in charge.

Will Doom Patrol be Further Delayed by a My Chemical Romance Reunion?

Will Doom Patrol be Further Delayed by a My Chemical Romance Reunion?

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on January 21, 2018

Or will it just be delayed for no reason?

Steve Ellis Escapes David Gallaher’s Basement, Launches MONSTERWOOD sequel with Jason Rosen

Steve Ellis Escapes David Gallaher’s Basement, Launches MONSTERWOOD sequel with Jason Rosen

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on September 20, 2017

It is rumored that Rosen personally freed Ellis.

Ghost Town Writers Retreat Tells Mary SanGiovanni And Shelley Adina to Hold a Tea Party Instead of Planned Speaking Engagement

Ghost Town Writers Retreat Tells Mary SanGiovanni And Shelley Adina to Hold a Tea Party Instead of Planned Speaking Engagement

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on August 7, 2017

Event organizers allegedly made the decision to prevent a cooties outbreak.

Cullen Bunn Returns to Prose

Cullen Bunn Returns to Prose

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 20, 2017

Bunn will still continue to write comics.

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