Friday, February 23, 2018 • Midnight Edition • "The Outhousers of Earth Ugh"

Tess Harlowe

After years working as a field reporter for SNN, Tess Harlowe brings his field expertise to The Outhouse. His time spent covering the Youngbloods has trained him to cover the latest breaking story; while his time spent waiting for Youngbloods to be drawn has allowed him to take up knitting so that he can pass the time.

SCOOP: Valiant Removes Dinesh Shamdasani as Chief Creative Officer and CEO

SCOOP: Valiant Removes Dinesh Shamdasani as Chief Creative Officer and CEO

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on November 20, 2017

Despite the growth and acclaim of Valiant Comics, the nerd boss himself will no longer be in charge.

Will Doom Patrol be Further Delayed by a My Chemical Romance Reunion?

Will Doom Patrol be Further Delayed by a My Chemical Romance Reunion?

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on January 21, 2018

Or will it just be delayed for no reason?

Steve Ellis Escapes David Gallaher’s Basement, Launches MONSTERWOOD sequel with Jason Rosen

Steve Ellis Escapes David Gallaher’s Basement, Launches MONSTERWOOD sequel with Jason Rosen

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on September 20, 2017

It is rumored that Rosen personally freed Ellis.

Ghost Town Writers Retreat Tells Mary SanGiovanni And Shelley Adina to Hold a Tea Party Instead of Planned Speaking Engagement

Ghost Town Writers Retreat Tells Mary SanGiovanni And Shelley Adina to Hold a Tea Party Instead of Planned Speaking Engagement

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on August 7, 2017

Event organizers allegedly made the decision to prevent a cooties outbreak.

Cullen Bunn Returns to Prose

Cullen Bunn Returns to Prose

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 20, 2017

Bunn will still continue to write comics.

Marvel Editor,

Marvel Editor, "I don't think [Devil-Slayer] is one of our characters."

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 10, 2017

A glimpse at Marvel Editorial's knowledge of characters.

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 Credits Explained

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 Credits Explained

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 5, 2017

With five end credit scenes, there's a lot to talk about.

Runaways Trailer From Hulu Leaks on Twitter

Runaways Trailer From Hulu Leaks on Twitter

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 3, 2017

Marvel's relationship with Hulu is well underway. LET THE OVER-SATURATION BEGIN!

Defenders Trailer Drops on Twitter

Defenders Trailer Drops on Twitter

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on May 3, 2017

Because you can't trust CBR anymore after they used David Gabriel's actual quote.

Fanboy Rampage: Everybody Still Hates Rich

Fanboy Rampage: Everybody Still Hates Rich

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on April 24, 2017

The continuing chronicles of comics' best rumor monger.

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