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Robert Morris

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SDCC Exclusive: Avengers Age of Ultron Footage leaks!

SDCC Exclusive: Avengers Age of Ultron Footage leaks!

By Robert Morris in News with Benefits on July 28, 2014

Is this the first footage from the Avengers sequel?

SDCC Shocker:  The Return of the KING!!!

SDCC Shocker: The Return of the KING!!!

By Robert Morris in News with Benefits on July 27, 2014

The biggest news to come out of San Diego so far this weekend: THE GREAT APE IS BACK!!!

Blogger Throwdown Twist: An Unexpected Commenter Chimes In!

Blogger Throwdown Twist: An Unexpected Commenter Chimes In!

By Robert Morris in News with Benefits on October 31, 2013

A surprise voice has come out with their opinion on BurbankGate: The Ghost Of Richard Nixon!

Kurt Busiek Returns To Help Devour Earth, Just In Time For Shark Week

Kurt Busiek Returns To Help Devour Earth, Just In Time For Shark Week

By Robert Morris in News with Benefits on August 8, 2013

In 1959, a newly formed group of heroes banded together, and defended our world from a pan-dimensional invader who wanted to consume our world. Today, possibly aided by a certain comic book writer, that invader has returned.

Scott Pilgrim Enters Avengers Arena, Hijinx Ensue

Scott Pilgrim Enters Avengers Arena, Hijinx Ensue

By Robert Morris in News with Benefits on February 10, 2013

Scott Pilgrim's Bryan Lee O'Malley has designed a new poster for the Avengers Arena ripoff film, Battle Royale.

Ask The Ape Special: Adventures in Retail

Ask The Ape Special: Adventures in Retail

By Robert Morris in Archives on August 12, 2009

Good evening, Children of Kong! In this installment of Ask the Ape, I'm afraid we'll not have time for questions.... no, today, I shall regale you with a TRUE account of my Adventures in Retail.  In fact, EVERYTHING I'm about to tell you about happened in just ONE DAY!!!

Monkey Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Monkey Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

By Robert Morris in Reviews on August 9, 2009

Lord Simian once again gives you his opinion on the latest films he's seen, this time HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!

Tales of the Latter Day Apes 1: All Star Batman

Tales of the Latter Day Apes 1: All Star Batman

By Robert Morris in Reviews on June 25, 2009

The Lord of the Monkeys reviews ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER, Vol 1!

Monkey Movie Reviews: Angels & Demons

Monkey Movie Reviews: Angels & Demons

By Robert Morris in Reviews on May 26, 2009

Howdy ho, folks! It's that Great Ape, the Lord of the Monkeys, with another Monkey Movie Review!  This time around: Ron Howard's ANGELS & DEMONS!  But be aware: Here there be SPOILERS!!!

Ask The Ape!

Ask The Ape!

By Robert Morris in Archives on February 11, 2009

And there came a day, when the Wisdom of Kong arose from the ashes!!! In today's column, the Lord of the Monkeys discusses lame superpowers, douchebags, and freezing superheroines in leather and spandex!

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