Robert Morris
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Scott Pilgrim Enters Avengers Arena, Hijinx Ensue
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Scott Pilgrim's Bryan Lee O'Malley has designed a new poster for the Avengers Arena ripoff film, Battle Royale.
Ask The Ape Special: Adventures in Retail
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Good evening, Children of Kong!
Monkey Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
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Lord Simian once again gives you his opinion on the latest films he's seen, this time HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!
Tales of the Latter Day Apes 1: All Star Batman
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The Lord of the Monkeys reviews ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER, Vol 1!
Monkey Movie Reviews: Angels & Demons
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Howdy ho, folks! It's that Great Ape, the Lord of the Monkeys, with another Monkey Movie Review! This time around: Ron Howard's ANGELS & DEMONS! But be aware: Here there be SPOILERS!!!
Ask The Ape!
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And there came a day, when the Wisdom of Kong arose from the ashes!!! In today's column, the Lord of the Monkeys discusses lame superpowers, douchebags, and freezing superheroines in leather and...
Monkey Movie Review: The Wrestler
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Howdy folks! Your very own Head Monkey In Chief here, with a Monkey Movie Review! This time, The Lord of the Monkeys reviewed Darren Aronofsky's THE WRESTLER!
Ask The Ape: Gods, Virgins, One Night Stands… and Infection!
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Hello once again, Children of Kong! After far too long of a hiatus, the Lord of the Monkeys has returned, so as to share the wisdom of the Ape with you. Since we have a LOT of questions this time...
Ask the Ape- The Immortal Stan Lee, Forgotten Heroes, and a Special Guest Star!
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Welcome back everyone! The Lord of the Monkeys was just sitting here, enjoying a glass of scotch and smoking a fine cigar, and wondering what his beloved subjects have on their minds! What say we...



