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Monkey Movie Review: The Wrestler

Monkey Movie Review: The Wrestler

By Robert Morris in Reviews on February 7, 2009

Howdy folks! Your very own Head Monkey In Chief here, with a Monkey Movie Review!  This time, The Lord of the Monkeys reviewed Darren Aronofsky's THE WRESTLER!  

The Third Book of Kong

The Third Book of Kong

By Robert Morris in Archives on December 24, 2008

OR "Divine Right: The Lineage of Max Power"

Ask The Ape: Gods, Virgins, One Night Stands… and Infection!

Ask The Ape: Gods, Virgins, One Night Stands… and Infection!

By Lord Simian in Archives on June 17, 2008

Hello once again, Children of Kong! After far too long of a hiatus, the Lord of the Monkeys has returned, so as to share the wisdom of the Ape with you. Since we have a LOT of questions this time around, let’s get right into it! Starlord asks “Question: OMD, do you think it’s more [...]

Ask the Ape- The Immortal Stan Lee, Forgotten Heroes, and a Special Guest Star!

Ask the Ape- The Immortal Stan Lee, Forgotten Heroes, and a Special Guest Star!

By Lord Simian in Archives on May 2, 2007

Welcome back everyone! The Lord of the Monkeys was just sitting here, enjoying a glass of scotch and smoking a fine cigar, and wondering what his beloved subjects have on their minds! What say we take a look into the old mailbag, shall we? What? No, you do not have a choice. The Lord of [...]

Ask the Ape: Halo of the Outsiders, Baby May, and Julius Schwartz Monkeyin’ Around

Ask the Ape: Halo of the Outsiders, Baby May, and Julius Schwartz Monkeyin’ Around

By Lord Simian in Archives on April 8, 2007

So, we made it to the second column! I hope that you appreciated and enjoyed the wisdom of Almighty Kong imparted unto you last time. But it wasn’t enough: it’s never enough. And so you have returned to the Lord of the Monkeys, for another heaping helping of fun! Let’s get to it, [...]

Ask the Monkey: Omniman, the Truth about the Spectre, and Daredevil Shining His Club

Ask the Monkey: Omniman, the Truth about the Spectre, and Daredevil Shining His Club

By Lord Simian in Archives on March 29, 2007

Welcome to the first installment of that most glorious of columns, Ask The Ape. Yes, the Lord of the Monkeys is here to explain to you humans things which might have escaped you in the past. Any comic related questions you might have, or even non-comic, let me know, and I shall [...]

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