Thursday, July 30, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "We're so sorry, DC. Please take us back."

'Supergirl' Gets A Reactron

'Supergirl' Gets A Reactron

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

What's your reaction?

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Adds Two More Opponents For Coulson

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' Adds Two More Opponents For Coulson

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

Everybody hates Coulson?

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 7/29/15 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 7/29/15 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on July 30, 2015

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

"Troll" Trolls J.K. Rowling with "Harry Potter Jr." Animated Movie and TV Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The character in the 1986 film was named Harry Potter Jr.

CBR Willing to Publish Literally Anything; Takes Bendis Joke as

CBR Willing to Publish Literally Anything; Takes Bendis Joke as "Hint" of Second Iron Man Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

Today's headlines may cause you to lose all hope in humanity.

Slowest News Day Ever Continues as Walking Dead Cast Eats Cookie on Magazine Cover

Slowest News Day Ever Continues as Walking Dead Cast Eats Cookie on Magazine Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The cast also touch butts in shocking new photos.

Grooming Shocker: Stephen Amell Will Never Wear Goatee in

Grooming Shocker: Stephen Amell Will Never Wear Goatee in "Arrow"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

The actor has confirmed the breaking news via Twitter.

Breaking: New Spider-Man Tom Holland Grounded by Marvel

Breaking: New Spider-Man Tom Holland Grounded by Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 30, 2015

In response, the actor has locked himself in his room and is blasting Taylor Swift.

Presumably Due to Poor Influence from Comics Industry, CW is Making a Grim and Gritty Reboot of Little Women

Presumably Due to Poor Influence from Comics Industry, CW is Making a Grim and Gritty Reboot of Little Women

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

The CW has been working with DC Entertainment for far too long.

Power/Rangers Producer and Pro Wrestling Yoga Guru to Bring Grim and Gritty Watchmen-inspired Superhero Drama to HBO

Power/Rangers Producer and Pro Wrestling Yoga Guru to Bring Grim and Gritty Watchmen-inspired Superhero Drama to HBO

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

Despite all common sense telling you so, that headline is not a joke.

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