Friday, December 19, 2014 • Morning Edition • "The trash of the multiverse has gotta end up somewhere."

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 12/17/14 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 12/17/14 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on December 19, 2014

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

Ellen Page and Jessica Alba Cast as Han Solo and Princess Leia in Jason Reitman's Empire Strikes Back

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

Well, that was unexpected. Awesome, but unexpected.

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

America: fuck no!

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!

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