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Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Character Spotlight, and Cartoon Reviews. He's also an aspiring comic book writer trying to get some of his works published on the Outhouse. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

Amazing Spider-Man #8 Proves Bathing in Fan's Tears Can Prolong Life, Restore Youth

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 23, 2014

A new scientific study by doctor/Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott has shown that if you put just enough fan's tears in a tub and bathe in them they can prolong one's life.

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 10/22/14 *Spoilers*

NOMINATIONS: For Moment of the Week 10/22/14 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on October 23, 2014

Which moment from a comic this week caught your interest?

13 Slays of Halloween: Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead (2011)

13 Slays of Halloween: Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead (2011)

By Zechs in Features on October 23, 2014

Yes, this is an actual movie that someone recommended to Zechs. Yes, this is going to be a memorable review if you want Zechs in agony.

Crazy Florida Mom Wins; Toys 'R' Us Pulls 'Breaking 'Bad Figures

Crazy Florida Mom Wins; Toys 'R' Us Pulls 'Breaking 'Bad Figures

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 22, 2014

The retail toy chain is pulling the entire line of Breaking Bad figures from their website and store shelves.

13 Slays of Halloween: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

13 Slays of Halloween: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

By Zechs in Features on October 22, 2014

The movie along with Stephen King's It that set clowns in a positive light several years is spotlighted or it would be if Zechs wasn't curling up in a corner.

13 Slays of Halloween: Altered (2006)

13 Slays of Halloween: Altered (2006)

By Zechs in Features on October 21, 2014

There's probably an 50% chance Zechs will be "altered" by this movie. But will it be for the better?

Tread Lightly Florida Mother;  Bryan Cranston Weighs in on 'Breaking Bad' Action Figure Controversy

Tread Lightly Florida Mother; Bryan Cranston Weighs in on 'Breaking Bad' Action Figure Controversy

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 20, 2014

Bryan Cranston aka Walter White aka Heisenberg himself responds to the Breaking Bad action figure controversy. This is gonna be good.

Mother Starts Petition to Ban 'Breaking Bad' Figures from Toys R Us

Mother Starts Petition to Ban 'Breaking Bad' Figures from Toys R Us

By Zechs in News with Benefits on October 20, 2014

A Florida mother has filed a petition to try and remove Breaking Bad figures from Toys R Us shelves and online stores. Because of crystal meth and loose moneybag accessories. I am not joking.

Moment of the Week 10/15/14 *Spoilers*

Moment of the Week 10/15/14 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on October 19, 2014

The polls are open!!!

13 Slays of Halloween: American Mary (2012)

13 Slays of Halloween: American Mary (2012)

By Zechs in Features on October 19, 2014

Zechs begins his horror odyssey as dictated by YOU the viewer. Will he be chilled, thrilled, or both by your picks? Well, he can't be driven insane since he already is.

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