Wednesday, September 28, 2016 • Evening Edition • "Assholes welcome."

Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Character Spotlight, and Cartoon Reviews. He's also an aspiring comic book writer trying to get some of his works published on the Outhouse. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


It's Not a Dream! 'Phantasm: Remastered' and 'Phantasm: Ravager' to get Theatrical Runs!

It's Not a Dream! 'Phantasm: Remastered' and 'Phantasm: Ravager' to get Theatrical Runs!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 29, 2016

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY do I have some news about Phantasm Franchise!

Ace Reporter Zechs to Get Insanely More Drunk Due to Godzilla Whisky!!

Ace Reporter Zechs to Get Insanely More Drunk Due to Godzilla Whisky!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

On the eve of Shin Godzilla about to premiere in Japan, some poor soul just showed Ace Reporter Zechs that there is Shin Godzilla Whisky now available to purchase. You thought his articles were full of drunkiness before? JUST YOU WAIT!!

Steam Gamers Are Steamed at PC Ports of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Games

Steam Gamers Are Steamed at PC Ports of Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Games

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 28, 2016

Gamers on the PC ports are reporting all sorts of DOOM (and not the good kind who's a Doctor), and the added bonus of over-charging for a ten and six year-old game.

Batman: The Killing Joke Review

Batman: The Killing Joke Review

By Zechs in Features on July 27, 2016

The real killing joke is that many editors lost their lives editing this review.

SDCC: Defendant Rick & Judge Morty Animatic Video

SDCC: Defendant Rick & Judge Morty Animatic Video

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 26, 2016

A belated, but hilarious video from SDCC has sprung up of Justin Rolland using a real life Georgia court transcript between a judge and a defendant for an animatic of Rick & Morty.

Moment of the Week 7/20/16 *Spoilers*

Moment of the Week 7/20/16 *Spoilers*

By Zechs in Features on July 26, 2016

The polls are open!!!

Charlie Hunnam Will Not Dive Back into the Reach for 'Pacific Rim 2'

Charlie Hunnam Will Not Dive Back into the Reach for 'Pacific Rim 2'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 25, 2016

The actor who starred in the original film confirmed he will not be involved in the sequel due to scheduling conflicts.

SDCC: 'Rick & Morty' Season 3 Animatic Preview!!

SDCC: 'Rick & Morty' Season 3 Animatic Preview!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 25, 2016

The pain of not knowing when Season 3 will air is somewhat eased by this glorious animatic.

SDCC: Netflix to be the Home of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Revival!!

SDCC: Netflix to be the Home of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Revival!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 24, 2016

It was revealed at the MST3K panel that the series will premiere on Netflix in the not too distant future. Maybe next Sunday A.D. FA-LA-LA! Also some old familiar faces have joined the writing team along with an additional talent!

SDCC: The 'Kong: Skull Island' Trailer is Here and it Is King!

SDCC: The 'Kong: Skull Island' Trailer is Here and it Is King!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 23, 2016

Though it isn't the King of Monsters, a giant ape battling other giant things and the military will do.

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