Thursday, September 3, 2015 • Morning Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."

SuperginraiX

SuperginraiX is the biggest sap on The Outhousers' payroll (wait, we get paid?). He reads every issue of every crappy Marvel crossover so you don't have to. Whats worse is that he pays for his books, thus condoning Marvel's behavior. If The Outhouse cared for his well being at all, they'd try and get him into some sort of rehab center. But, alas, none of us even know how to say his name. For a good time, ask Super why Captian America jumped off the Helicarrier in Fear Itself. Super lives in the frozen wastland that is Minnesota with 15% of the state's population living under his roof: a wife he makes wear an Optimus Prime mask, two gremlins, and his mother-in-law.

 


Super Reads House of M #1

Super Reads House of M #1

By SuperginraiX in Features on September 1, 2015

Magneto is a victim of his own success as the House of M joins the madness that is Secret Wars.

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2

Super Reads Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 31, 2015

Star-Lord and Shadowcat track down villainous mutants and eat pizza in wacky, twisted rom com style.

Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

Square Enix Announces Release Date for the Release Date Announcement of Final Fantasy XV

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on August 31, 2015

Yeah. Wrap your mind around that one, people.

Super Reads Years of Future Past #4

Super Reads Years of Future Past #4

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 25, 2015

Magneto's got a secret and when it's revealed, this comic will continue to make as little sense as possible!

Super Reads The Amazing Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows #3

Super Reads The Amazing Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 24, 2015

The Parker family fight for their right to be super-powered in the Regency.

Super Reads Civil War #2

Super Reads Civil War #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 23, 2015

More under-handed dealings in Battleworld's Warzone, where a hidden conspiracy waits to be uncovered.

Super Reads Infinity Gauntlet #3

Super Reads Infinity Gauntlet #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 22, 2015

Living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Teaming up with Thanos? Life ain't easy if you're a Bakian.

Super Reads Siege #2

Super Reads Siege #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 18, 2015

Life on the Shield wall isn't just fun and games. Sometimes, you've got to fight evil robots.

Super Reads Secret Wars #5

Super Reads Secret Wars #5

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 18, 2015

A private funeral, a meeting between old friends, and a daughter who just can't listen to a father's request.

Super Reads Ultimate End #4

Super Reads Ultimate End #4

By SuperginraiX in Features on August 11, 2015

We are definitely leading up the end... of something...

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