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SuperginraiX

SuperginraiX is the biggest sap on The Outhousers' payroll (wait, we get paid?). He reads every issue of every crappy Marvel crossover so you don't have to. Whats worse is that he pays for his books, thus condoning Marvel's behavior. If The Outhouse cared for his well being at all, they'd try and get him into some sort of rehab center. But, alas, none of us even know how to say his name. For a good time, ask Super why Captian America jumped off the Helicarrier in Fear Itself. Super lives in the frozen wastland that is Minnesota with 15% of the state's population living under his roof: a wife he makes wear an Optimus Prime mask, two gremlins, and his mother-in-law.

 


Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2016

Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2016

By SuperginraiX in Features on November 24, 2016

It's time to prepare for the final holiday season. Ever. Of all time.

Super Reads Uncanny X-Men #2

Super Reads Uncanny X-Men #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on March 2, 2016

Can the Uncanniest X-Men squad save mutant healers from the Dark Riders?

Super Reads All-New X-Men #3

Super Reads All-New X-Men #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on February 29, 2016

Scott Summers delivers a speech and ends human/ mutant hatred forever. Or... at least ten minutes.

Super Reads All-New All-Different Avengers #3

Super Reads All-New All-Different Avengers #3

By SuperginraiX in Features on February 18, 2016

The Avengers get their first victory and officially form a team.

Super Reads Extraordinary X-Men #5

Super Reads Extraordinary X-Men #5

By SuperginraiX in Features on February 9, 2016

Is the world ready for the X-Men to still be a thing?

Super Reads A-Force #1 (Vol 2)

Super Reads A-Force #1 (Vol 2)

By SuperginraiX in Features on February 1, 2016

A star-filled girl finds herself in a familiar but strange new world.

Super Reads Invincible Iron Man #5

Super Reads Invincible Iron Man #5

By SuperginraiX in Features on January 28, 2016

Exorcism at the disco!

Super Reads Uncanny X-Men #1

Super Reads Uncanny X-Men #1

By SuperginraiX in Features on January 27, 2016

The darkest squad of X-Men does grim and gritty things in a grim and gritty world.

Super Reads Extraordinary X-Men #4

Super Reads Extraordinary X-Men #4

By SuperginraiX in Features on January 26, 2016

The newest version of the X-Men secure their home then fight Mister Sinister... and his surprise guest star.

Super Reads All-New X-Men #2

Super Reads All-New X-Men #2

By SuperginraiX in Features on January 25, 2016

The All-New X-Men cause some havoc in Chicago. It involves a naked blue demon.

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