SuperginraiX is the biggest sap on The Outhousers' payroll (wait, we get paid?). He reads every issue of every crappy Marvel crossover so you don't have to. Whats worse is that he pays for his books, thus condoning Marvel's behavior. If The Outhouse cared for his well being at all, they'd try and get him into some sort of rehab center. But, alas, none of us even know how to say his name. For a good time, ask Super why Captian America jumped off the Helicarrier in Fear Itself. Super lives in the frozen wastland that is Minnesota with 15% of the state's population living under his roof: a wife he makes wear an Optimus Prime mask, two gremlins, and his mother-in-law.
The X-Men's Limbo home gets attacked while Teen Jean and Old Man Logan get to know each other.
MOONLIGHT NINJA FIGHT BEACH PARTY GO!
More shenanigans on Battleworld!
The X-Men visit all the familiar plots from the last ten years but pretend they're brand new.
The Infinity Gems are assembled! But what does this mean for the Bakian family and their friends?
Our god-detective story connects up with the main Secret Wars series.
Get ready for the Blackest of Fridays. And then the rest of the holiday season.
Eight months after Secret Wars ends, a bunch of heroes assemble just in time to get their butts handed to them.
As the Secret Wars rage on, Doom's world starts to fall apart.
AWESOME FACIAL HAIR BROS!
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