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SuperginraiX

SuperginraiX is the biggest sap on The Outhousers' payroll (wait, we get paid?). He reads every issue of every crappy Marvel crossover so you don't have to. Whats worse is that he pays for his books, thus condoning Marvel's behavior. If The Outhouse cared for his well being at all, they'd try and get him into some sort of rehab center. But, alas, none of us even know how to say his name. For a good time, ask Super why Captian America jumped off the Helicarrier in Fear Itself. Super lives in the frozen wastland that is Minnesota with 15% of the state's population living under his roof: a wife he makes wear an Optimus Prime mask, two gremlins, and his mother-in-law.

 


MORIARTY, the Musical

MORIARTY, the Musical

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 27, 2012

It could be worse.  It could be ice skating.

DANCER in May

DANCER in May

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 27, 2012

Finally!  A comic for fans of dancing AND killing.

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT COLLARS SUPER HERO PET PROGRAM WITH FETCH…FOR COOL PETS! AND PETSMART

MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT COLLARS SUPER HERO PET PROGRAM WITH FETCH…FOR COOL PETS! AND PETSMART

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 27, 2012

What the hell is this cr-OH THAT IS ADORABLE.

Free Comic Book Day Offering To Include Kiernan's Alabaster!

Free Comic Book Day Offering To Include Kiernan's Alabaster!

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 27, 2012

Caitlín R. Kiernan and Steve Lieber's Alabastor features in Dark Horse's Free Comic Book Day giveaway.

Marvel Announces Record Breaking Number Of AVENGERS VS X-MEN LAUNCH PARTIES!

Marvel Announces Record Breaking Number Of AVENGERS VS X-MEN LAUNCH PARTIES!

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 27, 2012

No one parties harder than a bunch of geeks debating: "Who would win in a fight?  She-Hulk or Gambit?"

Zenescope announces Alice in Wonderland sell-outs and reprint

Zenescope announces Alice in Wonderland sell-outs and reprint

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 24, 2012

Zenescope drops a second printing for those who missed it the first time.

Marvel & MTV Announce AVENGERS VS X-MEN: WAR JOURNALS Video Series

Marvel & MTV Announce AVENGERS VS X-MEN: WAR JOURNALS Video Series

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 24, 2012

MTV Geek gives us the inside look at the workings of this epic event.

The Chameleon & Sandman Will Take Peter Parker To The Ends Of The Earth In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!

The Chameleon & Sandman Will Take Peter Parker To The Ends Of The Earth In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 24, 2012

At this point, I'm just feeling depressed about this storyline.

Marvel First Looks: John Carter: The Gods of Mars #1!

Marvel First Looks: John Carter: The Gods of Mars #1!

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 24, 2012

Here then, is your first look at Marvel's John Carter: The Gods of Mars #1, with the presumed approval of Edgar Rice Burroughs, Inc!

Mind the Gap

Mind the Gap

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on February 22, 2012

Jim McCann's new series debuts in May.

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